Try this game I've just thought up, maybe it'll work...maybe it won't.




Give the person above a strange -or even made up- occupation. The weirder and dafter the better.



[I start with] FBG is a ...Ferret wrestler from Saigon


Next poster adds

[Poster 1] Harlequin is a...Pebble polisher from Accrington


and so on...

So

First one should be "Harlequin is a..."

Harelquin is............a rent boy from Dudley

about blank is a male gigalo from luton

kellyxx is a traffic warden from barnstable

about blank is a Bat Cave Scavenger from wales

kelly is a co-ordinator of an Al Queda training camp in Settle

lol

aboutblank is a pimp in zambia

kellyxx is a trainspotter from Tyneside

aboutblank is a peep show janitor from liverpool

dammitt you're onto me Kelly

Kellyxx is a debt collector from Murdishaw

aboutblank is a toenail clippings picker upper from blackpool lol

kelly xx is a pooper scooper from Solihull

haha credit to you that was funny lol
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aboutblank is a Second Hand Parachute salesman "Used once, never opened" lol from manchester

ha ha


kellyxx is a tipex sniffer from glasgow

aboutblank is a Coffee Bitch lol from wales

very good

Kellyxx is a full time mum to ten kids from Peckham

haha funny lol

about blank is a Herpetologist from bognor

he he this is fun

kelly is a human cannonball from morecambe

aboutblank is a Knob Polisher from scotland lol

kellyxx is a crash test dummy from Pembrokeshire

aboutblank is a Fishmonger from stanley

kelly xx is a benefit cheat from Merseyside

aboutblank is a pickpocket from birmingham

kellyxx is a magician from magic land

about blank Cleans Bird Shit Out of Cuckoo Clocks lol in the sky

ha ha pmsl

Kellyxx presents the news on Channel Five from her flat in Sidcup

aboutblank is a Cowpuncher in emerdale lol

Kellyxx is a surfer from Summer Bay

about blank is a Powder Monkey from iraq

kellyxx is nuclear weapons tester from Kirkcaldy

aboutblank is a Hobo from new york

kellyxx is a professional wrestler from Blackpool

aboutblank is a Director of Mind and Mood in austria

kellyxx is a chambermaid from portsmouth

aboutblank is a dustbinman from sheffield

kellyxx a villain form a bond movie living in Worksop

ABOUTBLANK IS A STRIPPER FROM THAILAND

kelly is a lesbian hush puppy designer

FBG is an apprentice hairdesser at "The Blue Rinse Brigade" on the High Street

aboutblank is a servent to me in leeds lol

Kellyxx is my postlady in Leigh lol

about blank is a dog walker in liverpool

kellyxx is a removals specialist from yorkshire

aboutblank is a road painter from wales

kellyxx is a decorator from warrington

about blank is a pooper scooper from swansea lol

kellyxx is a kissogram from Huddersfield

Aboutblank used to be a cesspit cleaner in Dubai, but was sacked for smelling worse than the pits.


(thanks for making an idea work you two )

HQ used to be an agony aunt

FBG is a size zero model from New York

(You're welcome HQ)