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my funniest find on the web so far is a micheal jackson video on http://www.quacked.co.uk/cat/animations.html scroll down and it says micheal jackson smooth criminal click on that then pplay talk about funny

link

Goldigger!! Britney and kevin baby singing ....

havent been on it for ages and im cracking up laughing

you can't go far wrong with any of these:

http://www.comedycentral.com/motherload/?ml_collection=23899
http://www.glumbert.com/
http://a.oneofthelads.com/images/spacer.gif
http://www.i-am-bored.com/default.htm
http://www.squiglysplayhouse.com/ArtsAndCr...tato/index.html
http://www.quacked.co.uk/cat/music-videos.html
http://www.youtube.com/index
http://www.bored.com/categories/kids/index.html
http://www.citv.co.uk/page.asp?partid=24
http://video.google.com/
http://www.inflash.com/list/x.php?link_id=8326

who made you mod spam boy?

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That is actually a lot funnier than you know!!

[Video] I didn't know North Korea was so large!

stop talking to yourself

Extremely important advice and recommendations to be passed on to wives, girlfriends, fiancés, mothers, sisters, daughters, etc. (to all women in
general) These rules are to be communicated prior to the World Cup in June/July this year...

LIST OF RULES

1. From 9 June to 9 July 2006, you should read the sports section of the newspaper so that you are aware of what is going on regarding the World Cup, and that way you will be able to join in the conversations. If you fail to do this, then you will be looked at in a bad way, or you will be totally ignored. DO NOT complain about not receiving any attention.

2. During the World Cup, the television is mine, at all times, without any exceptions. If you even take a glimpse of the remote control, you will lose it (your eye).

3. If you have to pass by in front of the TV during a game, I don't mind, as long as you do it crawling on the floor and without distracting me. If you decide to stand nude in front of the TV, make sure you put clothes on right after because if you catch a cold, I wont have time to take you to the doctor or look after you during the World Cup month.

4. During the games I will be blind, deaf and mute, unless I require a refill of my drink or something to eat. You are out of your mind if you expect me to listen to you, open the door, answer the telephone, or pick up the baby that just fell from the second floor....it wont happen.

5. It would be a good idea for you to keep at least 2 six packs in the fridge at all times, as well as plenty of things to nibble on, and please do not make any funny faces to my friends when they come over to watch the games. In return, you will be allowed to use the TV between 12am and 6am, unless they replay a good game that I missed during the day.

6. Please, please, please!! if you see me upset because one of my teams is losing, DO NOT say "get over it, its only a game", or "don't worry, they'll win next time". If you say these things, you will only make me angrier and I will love you less. Remember, you will never ever know more about football than me and your so called "words of encouragement" will only lead to a break up or divorce.

7. You are welcome to sit with me to watch one game and you can talk to me during halftime but only when the commercials are on, and only if the halftime score is pleasing me. In addition, please note I am saying "one"
game, hence do not use the World Cup as a nice cheesy excuse to "spend time together".

8. The replays of the goals are very important. I don't care if I have seen them or I haven't seen them, I want to see them again. Many times.

9. Tell your friends NOT to have any babies, or any other child related parties or gatherings that requires my attendance because:
a) I will not go,
I will not go, and
c) I will not go.

10. But, if a friend of mine invites us to his house on a Sunday to watch a game, we will be there in a flash.

11. The daily World Cup highlights show on TV every night is just as important as the games themselves. Do not even think about saying "but you have already seen this...why don't you change the channel to something we can all watch??", the reply will be: "Refer to Rule #2 of this list".

12. And finally, please save your expressions such as "Thank God the World Cup is only every 4 years". I am immune to these words, because after this comes the Champions League, Italian League, Spanish League, Premier League, etc etc.

Thank you for your cooperation.

Regards,

Men of the World

I am going to print that off and hang a copy in every room in the house

the arguments on this board and it's equivalant

http://www.gagreport.com/funny_animations_manamana.htm

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=82...=smack+the+pony




printer trouble

http://www.bonq.com/

this puts a whole new meaning to Mythbusters

http://www.davideodesign.co.uk/pepsigirl.htm

COMPLETELY USELESS FACTS

The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television was Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

Coca-Cola was originally green.

Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.

The Hawaiian alphabet has 12 letters.

City with the most Rolls Royces per capita: Hong Kong.

State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska.

Percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28%
Percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%

Barbie's measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33.

Cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400

Average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000.

Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.

The youngest pope was 11 years old.

First novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.

The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments

Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history. Spades - King David, Clubs - Alexander the Great, Hearts - Charlemagne, and Diamonds - Julius Caesar.

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.

"I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

The term "the whole 9 yards" came from W.W.II fighter pilots in the South Pacific. When arming their airplanes on the ground, the .50 caliber machine gun ammo belts measured exactly 27 feet, before being loaded into the fuselage. If the pilots fired all their ammo at a target, it got "the whole 9 yards."

Hershey's Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt.

The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law, which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.

The Eisenhower interstate system requires that one mile in every five must be straight. These straight sections are usable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies.

The name Jeep came from the abbreviation used in the army for the "General Purpose" vehicle, G.P.

The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth II, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.

The first NFL team that plays its home games in a domed stadium to win a Superbowl was the St. Louis Rams in 1999.

The only two days of the year in which there are no professional sports games (MLB, NBA, NHL, or NFL) are the day before and the day after the Major League all-stars Game

The nursery rhyme Ring Around the Rosy is a rhyme about the plague. Infected people with the plague would get red circular sores ("Ring around the rosy..."), these sores would smell very badly so common folks would put flowers on their bodies somewhere (inconspicuously), so that it would cover the smell of the sores ("...a pocket full of posies..."), People who died from the plague would be burned so as to reduce the possible spread of the disease ("...ashes, ashes, we all fall down!")

Q. What separates "60 Minutes," on CBS from every other TV show?
A. No theme song.

Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?
A. Their birthplace.

Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested?
A. Obsession

Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"?
A. One thousand

Q. What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common?
A. All invented by women.

Q. This is the only food that doesn't spoil.
A. Honey

Q. There are more collect calls on this day than any other day of the year.
A. Father's Day

Q. What trivia fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most ironic?
A. He was allergic to carrots.

40% of all people who come to a party snoop in your medicine cabinet.

An apple, onion, and potato all have the same taste. The differences in flavor are caused by their smell. To prove this you can pinch your nose and take a bite from each. They will all taste sweet.

The estimated number of M & M's sold each day in the United States is 200,000,000.

Grapes explode when you put them in the microwave.

Wine will spoil if exposed to light, hence tinted bottles.

A hard-boiled egg will spin. An uncooked or soft-boiled egg will not. (I'm going home to boil an egg tonight)

Domestic cats hate lemons or other citrus scents.

Every citizen of Kentucky is required by law to take a bath at least once a year.

Parker Brothers prints about 50 billion dollars worth of Monopoly money in one year. (which is more than real money printed in a year)

203 million dollars is spent on barbed wire each year in the U.S.

No word in the English language rhymes with "month".

If you put a raisin in a champagne bottle, it will rise and fall continuously.

The letter J does not appear ANYWHERE in the periodic table of elements.

In Canada, if a debt is higher than 25 cents, it is illegal to pay it with pennies.

Impotence is grounds for divorce in 24 states in the United States.

Federal law forbids recycling used eyeglasses in the United States

If you have three quarters, four dimes, and four pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in U.S. coins without being able to make change for a dollar

If you are hedenophobic, you have a fear of pleasure.

"Almost" is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.

If you toss a penny 10,000 times, it will not be heads 5,000 times, but more like 4,950. The heads picture weighs more, so it ends up on the bottom more often.

The longest word that can be typed solely with the left hand is stewardess

There is only ONE word in the English language with THREE CONSECUTIVE SETS OF DOUBLE LETTERS.... Bookkeeper

Cleveland spelled backwards is "DNA level C."

The # symbols is often referred to as a "number sign" or "pound sign." Its actual name is an octothorpe

The letter "W" is the only letter in the alphabet that doesn't have just one syllable - it has three.

The letters in the abbreviation e.g. stand for exempli gratia - a Latin term meaning "for example."

Women blink nearly twice as much as men do.

This one is deep...think about the cultural impact this could have: NO WAR HAS BEEN FOUGHT WHERE BOTH COUNTRIES HAD A McDonalds

For the "wrong handed" people...Over 2500 left handed people a year are killed from using products made for right handed people! That means DEATH to Lefties

The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog." uses every letter of the alphabet!

The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is "uncopyrightable"!

A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off - it dies from starvation.

The state of Florida is bigger than England!

The youngest person to give birth was a five-yr. old tribal girl (C-Section of course)

what's wrong with that? It's her legs that put her out of proportion.




I want that proven by an orthopedic surgeon, I'm tipping she doesn't have a birth certificate.

Blue T*ts anyone?

http://readmyboobs.com/

OH my god
Ok firstly they are as fake as her blonde hair
she has manipulated her nipples or has had them surgically enhanced (something isn't right there.

hoar bag anyone? Art student eh? she not very artistic for an art student.

I've sent her a message 'i'm a cheap prostitute and one day my parents are going to find out and disown me for putting myself like this on the web but they probably won't find out because I'm actually a porn queen trying to get publicity and the little village in thailand doesn't have an internet connection and they are illiterate' wonder if she'll write it on herself?

that's really sad

Genius!!

http://www.atomfilms.com/af/content/dog_years

http://www.atomfilms.com/af/content/dog_years2

Enjoy.
x

I didn't realise that bush could dance

Want a go at writing a speach for bush, heres your chance

or just give bush a good old fahioned spanking

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.

The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed?

"Breast-fed" she replied.

"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.

She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.

Motioning to her to get dressed the doctor said, "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk."

"I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came."

Did you know you can check the national speed camera database...

http://www.e-database.co.uk

And a few for for you to laff at hehe

http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2006/choir-spoof-p1.php

http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2006/ja...p1.php?vid=6499

Not that funny but topical

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/footy/

She'll have to write it very small. Doubt if you'll see it.

nuff said w*****

had some fun with this bush speech

Who gives a

http://home.pacbell.net/diana_do/knowjack.htm

monty python silly walk maker

walk

Thats pretty cool........and so is this!!!!

Desktop blues

If you knock the radio on, and you can keep in time this is really good

wicked, sing them there blues

This one amused me....My cubicle

The 'offside rule ', in womens terms


You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till.
Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which
you have seen and which you must have.
>>>>>
The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is
eyeing them with desire.
Both of you have forgotten your purses.
>>>>>
It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if
you had no money to pay for the shoes.
The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.
>>>>>
Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of
the shop and sees your dilemma.
She prepares to throw her purse to you.
If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the
other shopper and buy the shoes.
>>>>>
At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper
and,*whilst it is in flight* you could nip around the other shopper,
catch the purse and buy the shoes.
Always remembering that until the purse had *actually been
thrown* it would be plain wrong to be forward of the other
shopper.




I get it now, i can explain the 'offside' rule woohoo

If you want to hear the actual conversation, here's the link: http://www.nbc10.com/news/9406462/detail.html

Google in 20 years....

Cat herding in the USA

it was great until the last bit damn them serious words

How big is your deck?

http://www.mircomillaire.com/pics/BigDeck.wmv

He's Back!!!!

Not the best news ever, but good for a laugh...

jump in my f****** car, at least he can laugh at himself I spose



not rock & roll though is it

you have to see him in that new film called "click". that is just like the character he plays in that