the man song is an old favourite of mine. 'Strangers on my flight' is also pretty funny. Don't have the link to it though
This is funny in a sadistic sought of way
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I didn't actually find that funny so much as extremely worrying - the drunk driver was drunk and unable to think rationally (obviously), yet this didn't stop the officer from torturing him in an attempt to get him to act rationally (and I would say that the repeated use of electric shock amounts to torture). 
Excellent i was willing the cop to keep tazering his sorry ass. More of the same Browny 
YEA browny i found it real funny watching some dumb ass wuss of a cop playing the big hero with a hopless drunk. tooooooooooooooooooooo funny
These are genuine (???) clips from a Town Council's complaint letters:
1. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it.
2. He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't take it anymore.
3. It's the dog's mess that I find hard to swallow.
4. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off.
5. I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage ...
6. ... and their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls against my fence
7. I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I think it was bad wind the other night that blew them off.
8. My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand?
9. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the wall.
10. Will you please send someone to mend the garden path. My wife tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant.
11. I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen. 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster and 50% are plain filthy.
12. I am still having problems with smoke in my new drawers.
13. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared.
14. Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny colour and not fit to drink.
15. Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces.
16. I want to complain about the farmer across the road; every morning at 6am his cock wakes me up and its now getting too much for me.
17. The man next door has a large erection in the back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous.
18. Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would like a third so please send someone round to do something about it.
19. I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please do something about the noise made by the man on top of me every night.
20. Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife
21. I have had the Clerk of Works down on the floor six times but I still have no satisfaction.
22. This is to let you know that our lavatory seat is broke and we can't get BBC2.
1. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it.
2. He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't take it anymore.
3. It's the dog's mess that I find hard to swallow.
4. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off.
5. I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage ...
6. ... and their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls against my fence
7. I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I think it was bad wind the other night that blew them off.
8. My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand?
9. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the wall.
10. Will you please send someone to mend the garden path. My wife tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant.
11. I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen. 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster and 50% are plain filthy.
12. I am still having problems with smoke in my new drawers.
13. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared.
14. Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny colour and not fit to drink.
15. Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces.
16. I want to complain about the farmer across the road; every morning at 6am his cock wakes me up and its now getting too much for me.
17. The man next door has a large erection in the back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous.
18. Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would like a third so please send someone round to do something about it.
19. I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please do something about the noise made by the man on top of me every night.
20. Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife
21. I have had the Clerk of Works down on the floor six times but I still have no satisfaction.
22. This is to let you know that our lavatory seat is broke and we can't get BBC2.
Dog or Towel??
LOL
| QUOTE (oolongcha @ Jun 13 2005, 10:54 PM) |
| I didn't actually find that funny so much as extremely worrying - the drunk driver was drunk and unable to think rationally (obviously), yet this didn't stop the officer from torturing him in an attempt to get him to act rationally (and I would say that the repeated use of electric shock amounts to torture). |
That's exactly what I said when I saw it oolongcha. But that's American law for you. they applaud that kind of thing.
Theres a version where the pingu explodes if you type in pingu extreme on google
Not sure how long this will be on here....Check it out
Alien! 
Has anyone actually made an offer on it yet?
You are like Animal
A Crazy, unpredictable, rambling fool who thrives on parties, perversions, caffine and sugar. A welcome guest at any party but not marriage material.
A Crazy, unpredictable, rambling fool who thrives on parties, perversions, caffine and sugar. A welcome guest at any party but not marriage material.
You are like Dr Teeth
Cool as a cucumber with a sinister soul that preys on the unfortunate. People getting Dr Teeth as a result cover their actions with a smile and have no shame!
Cool as a cucumber with a sinister soul that preys on the unfortunate. People getting Dr Teeth as a result cover their actions with a smile and have no shame!
You are like Bunsen
Dr Frankenstein looks like a poodle next to Bunsen. Lock up your daughters and hide the gas mains. People getting this result love to experiment and play around with nature and people who get close often end up getting burnt!
Oh dear!
Dr Frankenstein looks like a poodle next to Bunsen. Lock up your daughters and hide the gas mains. People getting this result love to experiment and play around with nature and people who get close often end up getting burnt!
Oh dear!
Animal...mind you..I lied like hell on the quiz.
This Submersible Titanic Model apparently has a "real sinking action". Hours of bath time fun!
Dr Teeth!
"Things I hate about everybody" by Billy Connolly
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I
know where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my
crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their ars* to search the entire
room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it
too".
F*cking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course
it is. Why the f*ck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do
people do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No you
tos*er, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the f*cking
floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me
much of a choice there, did you sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new,
then it can't have been improved. If it's an improvement, then there
must have been something before it - so it can't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". What the f*ck?? Life is the
longest da*n thing anyone ever f*cking does!! What can you do that's
longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus
come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, you Knobhe*d?
10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'.
So what did they used to be? F*cking ears? Wellington boots?
11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No
it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I absolutely detest.
12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's
an image I really didn't need.
13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you
insert the 'Mc' before the ! item you are ordering.....It's has to be a
McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger get blank looks...........Well
I'll have a McStraw so I can jam it in your McEyes you f*cking
McTosser.
14. When you 're involved in an accident and someone asks 'are you
alright?' Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my broken limbs and be
off.
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I
know where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my
crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their ars* to search the entire
room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it
too".
F*cking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course
it is. Why the f*ck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do
people do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No you
tos*er, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the f*cking
floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me
much of a choice there, did you sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new,
then it can't have been improved. If it's an improvement, then there
must have been something before it - so it can't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". What the f*ck?? Life is the
longest da*n thing anyone ever f*cking does!! What can you do that's
longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus
come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, you Knobhe*d?
10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'.
So what did they used to be? F*cking ears? Wellington boots?
11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No
it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I absolutely detest.
12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's
an image I really didn't need.
13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you
insert the 'Mc' before the ! item you are ordering.....It's has to be a
McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger get blank looks...........Well
I'll have a McStraw so I can jam it in your McEyes you f*cking
McTosser.
14. When you 're involved in an accident and someone asks 'are you
alright?' Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my broken limbs and be
off.
Nice one AB. I'm nicking them for my webpage.
They are so tru to life tho arent they. I've done the McDonalds thing for a laugh b4 now!
i havent been here in a while, ireland dont have much technology, but i found "the things i hate bout everybody" absolutely hailarious havent laughed that hard in ages thanx aboutbalnk
| QUOTE (Dace @ Nov 11 2005, 08:11 PM) |
| Ok, so it may not be funny, but this is one really strange find..... Wierd photo trick |
Strangely Hypnotic.
| QUOTE (Harlequin @ Nov 11 2005, 08:43 PM) | ||
Strangely Hypnotic. |
It gave me a feeling of motion sickness, actually...
| QUOTE (easylife @ Nov 8 2005, 12:02 PM) |
| http://svt.se/hogafflahage/hogafflaHage_si...or/hestekor.swf had me chuckling away |
This is a fantastic time waster!
| QUOTE (Dace @ Nov 14 2005, 02:44 PM) |
| There's a lot to read through here.....but it's funny Top 100 things to do as an Evil Overlord |
A good read..thanks.
pmsl@ destinys pussy
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