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| QUOTE (shellspeare @ Mar 7 2005, 08:26 AM) |
| michael jacksons favourite things pure class  warning contains humour! |
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You know you're living in 2005 when...
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is
that they don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in
a business manner.
7. You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an
outside line.
8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three
different companies.
0. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.
11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if
anyone is home.
13. Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of the
screen.
14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have
the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you
turn around to go and get it.
15. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your
coffee.
16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.
17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this
message.
19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on
this list.
AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is
that they don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in
a business manner.
7. You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an
outside line.
8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three
different companies.
0. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.
11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if
anyone is home.
13. Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of the
screen.
14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have
the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you
turn around to go and get it.
15. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your
coffee.
16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.
17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this
message.
19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on
this list.
AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.
21. "U R" is an acceptable substitute for "You are"...
But seriously Frere, what opinion do you have? Guilty or not guilty.
Adig at anoying ring tones
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Great song mysteries revealed!!! On another thread the Beatles mystery of fans trying to find refrences of 'Paul is Dead' was mentioned. It's hidden in the 'I'm so tired' song. The Stairway to Heaven is also a beauty.
Backwards Lyrics
Backwards Lyrics
| QUOTE (Dace @ Mar 21 2005, 12:55 PM) |
| Great song mysteries revealed!!! On another thread the Beatles mystery of fans trying to find refrences of 'Paul is Dead' was mentioned. It's hidden in the 'I'm so tired' song. The Stairway to Heaven is also a beauty. Backwards Lyrics |
"Stairway to Heaven" I think is quite convincing: the others seem to be either coincidence or need a lot of imagination!
| QUOTE (oolongcha @ Mar 21 2005, 12:38 PM) |
| "Stairway to Heaven" I think is quite convincing: the others seem to be either coincidence or need a lot of imagination! |
To be honest with you, I think their all coincidence, including the Stairway one. I played it to my friends without the backwards lyrics, and none of them could make head or tail out of it unil I showed the lyrics to them.
Not sure if this has been posted buy I find this quite funny, especially if you dont like the crazy frog:
http://www.poopgang.com/funandhumour/crazyfrog.html
http://www.poopgang.com/funandhumour/crazyfrog.html
I only went to the page............couldn't find what was so funny!
Hmm seems not to be loading anymore.
Shame as it was quite funny. Sorry.
Shame as it was quite funny. Sorry.
| QUOTE (Evil_Kitty12 @ Mar 27 2005, 07:03 PM) |
| I love eggs http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/redirect.p...gsong_popup.htm |
I think I'm going to be singing that in my sleep...
| QUOTE (Evil_Kitty12 @ Mar 27 2005, 08:17 PM) | ||
I think I'm going to be singing that in my sleep... |
I saw and heard all of that: it's like teletubbies on acid.
I don't believe I actually sat through all of that 
There are some really evil, sick and twisted people out there.
There are some really evil, sick and twisted people out there.
I don't know why but I love these Flash movies...
Decline of Video Gaming Watch the outakes after the credits. Oh Pip-Pip Tally ho!
A decline Christmas
Decline of Video Gaming 2 I love this one.
Incase you don't know, you have to press WATCH THIS MOVIE!
And if you don't find these funny...I shall kill you!
Just kidding ....*cough*
Decline of Video Gaming Watch the outakes after the credits. Oh Pip-Pip Tally ho!
A decline Christmas
Decline of Video Gaming 2 I love this one.
Incase you don't know, you have to press WATCH THIS MOVIE!
And if you don't find these funny...I shall kill you!
Just kidding
....*cough*
funny pic
is it beating fast nurse? well beat it fast nurse.
This is sooo funny...
http://www.media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=takeaway.mp3
Tee hee!
BTW, you have too press the CLICK HERE TO START YOUR DOWNLOAD.
http://www.media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=takeaway.mp3
Tee hee!
BTW, you have too press the CLICK HERE TO START YOUR DOWNLOAD.
Very good.............I wondered what the hell had happened witht he first one
| QUOTE (Babylon @ Apr 12 2005, 03:52 PM) |
| http://www.chezmaya.com/applet/squelette.htm |
Weird!!...but well done.
I've never been in this part before. Very nice. Where is the fish though? That is the question.
Voice.
Voice.
So was I!!
I actually thought there might be something wrong with my eyes for a nanosecond!
I actually thought there might be something wrong with my eyes for a nanosecond!
excellent i like it
Shit.... I had the sound turned up. F****** jumped out of my chair. Shit my hearts going crazy. ......Thanks a lot.....
was there sound i had it turned off i liked it it was good dint make me jump much takes me a while for the brain to function
OMFG! 
That was scary!!!
That was scary!!!
That's one pair of trousers destined for the bin.... 
Woops........please try later!!
I'll be in bed then
I'll be in bed then
Yeah I over did the data allocation for my web page...had to dump the file
I've even lost my sig for now.
I've even lost my sig for now.
Hold your wrists out and consider them slapped 
I did actually get to see it. Very funny - Harlequin's obviously been on the prowl for a new drill...
| QUOTE (BrazenBabe @ Apr 26 2005, 04:23 AM) |
| Dont know if this ones been put up yet or not http://www.big-boys.com |
I've been on that site before. It's so crunk.
Yuck ! keep it clean. I've got kids walking by my PC Send that crap to the Adult forum.
hmmm my suggestion to you is then dont get on adult websites with the kids around.. I wasnt suggesting you look at the vulgar stuff .. you must have done that on your own
This one is pretty cool www.humanclock.com
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