Anyone who watches You Are What You Eat will know that Dr Gillian McKeith relies on this chart as a test of how healthy someone is.

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I believe that something around number 3 and 4 is what is considered healthy. So own up, whats yours like? If yours is particularly bad, you can buy gas masks here

I'm impressed ! I'm usually a 3 or 4 , Except after a night on the sauce when i'm a 6 .

well thats just smashing.

of all the things bristol could be noted for.

a shit chart

surely there should be an addition to the chart

bristol rovers

I'm gob-smacked.

Why? Is yours unhealthy?

im not sure but i dont think mine is there. so what does that mean. am i an alien or dead

And what about if its a greeny colour?

I think they should have the smell test too.

ewwww are you offering your services

I've got three dogs and even though I walk them twice a day they still find time to use the top end of the garden as an outside toilet

It's one of my most eagerly anticipated jobs of the week when I have to locate and collect the turds. The problem I've got at the moment is Big Boy Ben. As his name suggests he is the largest of the three and he also eats and shits the most. For the last couple of weeks he has been crapping type 7. Type 7 aren't the easiest to collect in a doggy poo bag. Using a soup ladle would be easier.

I've put him on a biscuit only diet to see if it helps

thanks for that, quite a lot of information there

The good news is......the biscuit diet seems to be working. They're definitely more type 4 now.

mines a 3.

Just a thought, does anyone else think number 2 looks like one of those "Picnic" bars of chocolate.

trust you to bring chocolate into it

and im eating a kitkat right now

Cool I have bog (no pun intended) standard healthy shit!

and full of it too

It's listed as "essential" on my job description!

and in mine mate, bog standard bullshite

Mine is different all the time. Sometimes tis very sloppy.

If he is a bit lose give him a OXO cube each day in his food, because it say on the box
"It Browns, Seasons and Thickens In One"