Full Version: outrageous lies
thought it was time to bring this thread back, lie about the person above, the more outrageous the better
is a hard worker
Has bought all her christmas presents from oxfam
ties children onto railway tracks
Has her own working model of the lakeside, in her back garden
Has model electric train set that he blows up for fun.
Was a farepak director, who is gonna have a great xmas
Doesn't know his way around London at all.
mistreats dogs
Likes dancing naked to the Bee Gees
Flashes old men to give them heart attacks -- has succeeded twice.
Pisses in a bucket next to his bed during the night, he's too lazy to go to the toilet
Has pissed in a bucket in public.
Pees his pants on a regular basis
Spits green ones in public.
Likes picking other peoples noses
Picks her ass in public, then puts her finger under strangers' noses and asks them what she had for lunch.
Has sniffed, then licked my finger and guessed correctly
suffers from reverse bulimia
Likes kissing me after I've eaten vomit
easily more disgusting than me
has begged me to give up my digusting habits
has myriad disgusting habits
Has lots of cats
thinks baby talk is sexy
Insists that I call him daddy
insists on calling me Master
Likes to wear thigh high boots
likes to wear micro minis
Insists I go commando when I wear one
loves to go commando with a micro mini when she hasn't shaved or had a wax in months
sniffs seats on trains
expert felcher
is a Jamaican lady boy whos into Paul Anka
has long flowing locks
is a welsh rarebit
The B in his name, really stands for Bingo, his favourite pastime.
is sittin at his pc at work naked 
does pole dancing at christian festivals
dresses up as a woman every weekend
does my make up when i do and makes me look like a proper trannie.
also wears my thongs pinches them all the time
gets annoyed my brazilian wax looks better in her thongs
like vegetables and not to eat 
Propositions old boys in the pension queue.. 
has sex with pensioners its his fetish
Oi ! I told you that in confidence.. 
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Calls the numbers at bingo on a friday night .
.Calls the numbers at bingo on a friday night .
sits on his own with some chips playin bingo every friday
eats road kill for xmas dinner
wears nappies
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