ok dokey

mine is ---- always look on the bright side of life

previous to that it was the great escape

my text alert is a really annoying guy shouting message and getting madder till you answer it lol

Mines cascada - Everytime we touch

and my message tone is the very start of promise land

mines am forever blowing bubbles

At the mo i've got green day basket case. But i change it at least weekly.

no laughing


ring tone-red dwarf theme


message tone-what the flames feel like by tracy lawrence

my fella is obsessed with red dwarf (amber hangs head in shame pmsl)

He literally knows each episode word for word

The latest for him is the new docter who

i love red dwarf, even named the pets after charters , sad am i not


the new doctor who, well worth the watch sorry the story, yes thats good too

Mine's "Tripping" Robbie, it's safer than my old one,

angry man, getting louder "yr phones ringing, yr phones ringing,

answer the f**king phone, answer your f**king phone"

A bit embarrassing when you're out and you can't
find your phone in yr bag

Mines The lone ranger by Quantum jump

My message tone is the Munchkin song from red dwarf

In Your head by QOTSA

Just what's on there , Some naff tune !

ive still got pink who knew at the mo, but ive got to change it as im getting bored

Cassie - you and me.

Its boring now, I need to change it too

no one likes us

mine r mostly bassline tracks doubt any of u wud no them lol

"outraged Indian" , when my phone goes, say, in a crowded place, I just leave it ring out and look around the place confused, works every time ........Al

I want the one my dad has, when it goes off it says "will the man with the 12 inch penis, please answer the phone".

Mine is a fog horn then a loud sonorous voice saying "Warning you are stood next to a ring-tone w**ker"

I have to answer it damned quickly sometimes.

seven nation army - white stripes

Justin . My Love, I have got it after it being released about 3 months ago

Tainted love by Marilyn Manson

Mine is.... ''world hold on by bob sinclar ''..

It was goldfrapp and then it was my boy reciting a scots poem but now it is me laughing so much I snorted!

Voodoo Chile (Slight Return) Jimi Hendrix

The LOST theme. Yay me!

Snow Patrol "Chasing Cars"

I got loads of different one I use for individual callers.

Mum and dad: The theme from dallas
my grifriend: the deadwood stage

others everything ranging from Boss cat, rianbow theme, 70s spiderman theme and the original Grange hill theme.

my ringtone is bloody awful

Need to download a new one onto my new phone!

i cant remember how to change my ringtone.

theme tune to dads army

h20 whats it gona be

Timberland featuring One Republic - Apologise.

You'll never walk alone.

pmsl

Can't control your bladder, FBG?

need my bag replaced

What are you, a hoover?

You must be an old one, poor suction and a bag? You're dated.

i'm well dated mate, and proud of it.

Some people prefer older models.

most people prefer thier local teams


anyway enough now.................i'm bored with you

4, maybe 5 miles away? I wouldn't say that's distant.

behave boys !!! or ill get my whip out lol
x

Oh, miss Kelly, you dominatrix.

mika relax

Mines on vibrate at the mo