What is the main reason you visit forums? work break? raining outside? cant sleep? mine is that i been up allnight and just need to do something

Reasons?


Long story...

Some come here because they were banned from other forums...

Some of us like myself - came here via google searching for "best uk forums"



I am handsome, I have all the limbs and i am not a fuckwit... so ... boredom?

Maybe.

Or maybe looking for interesting people, exchanging our thoughts"?


Maybe just to kill loneliness?

Are you a spokesman for us?

no - just newbies...


<blushing>

Well i did neither. I typed in 'forum' and got his place, unfortunately

WTF!..I'm just pissed and nowhere else to go.

People from here banned from other forums?

Hahahahaa, why for being too nice?


LMAO!!

i got banned from a forum for mobile phones.

am gonna put it on my CV.

I ain't been banned ............... yet.

Let's get pissed together next time



That's what i said in my first post! And Scorpio said that's not true...


Anyway - do you have any plans for tonight?

My date probably will not call (f***ck i deserve this anyway)

Maybe we should have a party together?


via internet ofcourse...

Err no. I asked how you'd know such things when you had just signed up here. I'm no more in the know than anyone else here about what people have got up to on other forums.

i'm teasing you Scorpio. Don't get angry...

Angry? That aint angry You dont wanna see what is

She has a stick you know.

she also has the secert place with all the mods tools

Shhhhhhhh thats where all the other sticks are kept. Along with the nazi uniforms, side partings and moustaches

Tell everyone, I would

and of couse the real reason we lost all of august, had nothing to do with the over use ot this

I dont think Biggles' family would appreciate you posting that pic of him like that

opps good job i didn't post the other one then

Ja wohl mein Fuhrer

I'm getting crazy here...

I must MUST move to London...

Why? To get closer to the mods? I'm sure you'd love to be closer to the sadism but none of us live there. Sorry to disppoint

No - to get closer to Soho

Prostitutes.

Is there a connection between soho and why you come here?

whatever...


No- really - i am dying here. This is province... l am not kidding.

Seriously London is a lot more than Soho - it's all the culture of the world...

o yes you might look at this as a shithole of the universe but i think that everything has it's price.

I am hoping to get a job in the city anyway...

Cool

Do you sing "spring time for Hitler" in them

We dont do requests. HQ is funny about the acts we perform while wearing them

Tell us more (better move it to the 18+ page)
Do you have the Leather boots and did HQ whip out his pistol.

Would it arouse you if he did?

Yeah we have the leather boots. Mine have high heels though.. but Oolongcha keeps pinching them

Between his ass cheeks?

Hold on there Stallion.
1. theres only 1 letter inbetween the f and the ck and that letter is 'u'.
2. Getting pissed together only means you'll wake up inhaling their vomit the next morning.
3. Yes they probably do have plans for the night, no they dont know what yet, they just invented them to get away from you.
4.Its generally more a get together when its just the two of you, 4 can be a party, 5, 6, 7 and possibly 3, but two it just a get together.
5. The internet is not a venue for crazy sexual drunk parties, reality on the other hand, is.

The internet is however, a venue for generally crazy people

Undoubtedly.

oh so i am home then?


And the reason i come here is so i can point out peoples bad habits and make them feel like shit about them

You sniff peoples chairs when nobody is looking!