QUOTE(easylife @ Jul 10 2006, 04:05 PM)

well if it was down to me, the only time id visit a doctor is im my leg was hanging, they have far more important things to do that listen to me. Anyway, everytime i go, it because im convinced it i've got something terminal, like when i was dying of brain cancer, turned out for three years i was suffering with migraines.
Something similar happened to me. When i started at the betting shop about 4 years ago, within 6 months i was having headaches that were absolutely mindblowing, (its all computerised), it got so bad i was making myself stressed and probably making it worse. I sat in front of the doctor and i went something like this
Doc :yes
me :err, i think i have errr
doc: yes
me :err i have headaches and i think i might have ummm
Doc : what, what do you think you might have
Me :errr, well you know
Doc; err no, i dont
Me: ummm like errr like you know ummm brain thingy
Doc whats brain thingy
Me : errr BRAIN TUMOUR, I'M DYING I THINK I HAVE A TUMOR,
The doc tried to keep a straight face, by this time i was welling up, and asked the, do i faint, do i throw up, etc, after saying no, no and no again, he deduced that i'd been in front of a computer for long periods and its eye strain, right at the back of the eyes.
I felt silly, and blooming relieved

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I only go to the doctor to get the pill and have a smear, i dont really go at all, and i've pretty much avoided it after that incident