Yes a fairly serious topic from me, no no, your not dreaming…. Please put the water down…… please.

Recently and currently I’ve been having a rather large medical scare as for the past month or two I have been suffering near constant pain in my head- think migraine but muchhh worse and 24/7.

My doc, being the medical man he is and having apparently gotten his degree from a Christmas cracker pumped me full of drugs assuming it was several things.., cluster migraines, etc and for a wile I was on 18 pills and 22 navel drop/ sprays a day… well until a week ago.
I swear I made a healthy rattle when I walked… Seriously.

After that didn’t help he sent me off to a specialist (I forget the exact type) to shove a camera up my nose and have a peep….. like you do.
Well day came round and she proclaimed she couldn’t due to swelling…
‘In my nose I cried’
‘Noooooo in the bitty bit in-between the nose and the sinus(Sp?)’ she replyed ‘Bugger’ I concluded.
So I’m on new medication to take the swelling done, and camera days tomorrow… god bless it.

So just to note if its something serious ( I doubt it but I’m really worried actually to tell the truth, - and I don’t worry!) I so blame you lot for my death! Yes yes, that’s right… YOU! *points randomly*
Your getting nothing…. NOOOOOOTHING! ehem * straightens tie* wish me luck.

--- I know i know typos... i think my mind turning to rice puddings a good enough excuse..---

Sounds a bit nasty.

Good luck.

Good luck Emissary

MEDIC!



mate you mean't 'Nasal' not 'Navel'....Right?.....Cause i'm trying to work out how Navel drops would help

My sister and Mum suffers Sinus and migraine. Maybe they are linked somehow. good luck buddy.

I've only ever had one migraine in my life ...I dont' envy you ,You poor bugger.

Have you tried blowing your nose?

Have you tried blowing your nose?
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and take an asprin

Okokokok I was very vague on the details above and every ... typo'y BUT I went to the Weird 'Camera up nose in to head' Doctor's today, and well.... its not looking overly good. Oh that sounds cheesy!
All seriousness I’m going to hospital tomorrow for all manor of scans and shizzle (its free!). I cant remember exactly what the Doc said but it was something along the lines of ' Oh its that !.... well all those drugs befor were useless,.... errrr... our bad'.

So now I can start panicking right ?
I'm to young and witty to die!
Seriously …. Really… worried .
Just to note my nose if fine btw, all good- its just how else are they gonna get a camra up.

Still sounds like it could be something to do with yuor sinus'.
That would (could) cause major headaches.

Don't see what the worry is. A local anesthetic, a number 4 brass brain scrottling hook, nose wedges and some tissue paper. Shouldn't take more than 10 minutes tops.

Joking aside, I hope everything goes ok for you

i like your ideas doctor Harlequin, bestuk doc on the broad


hope everything is fine Emissary of the Bee

You can be "Nurse Ice" if you like. Your job is to apply the anesthetic and distract him whilst I remove this supposed oversized bogey.

Think you can do the job?

Oh Harlequin!!!!!!! You've done it again. I shuddered when reading that. You can't say things like that to people before they go into Hospital.

YOu'll be fine Emiss. Sounds like sinus or adnoids. *holds emissarys' hand for him, and gives him a teddy bear*

Whatever we drag out of his nose there is a danger of "Frontal Lobe Colapse Syndrome" afterwards (Very Nasty),.It'll take more than a teddy bear to put him right if that happens.

OMG He's gonna look like Michael Jackson?

i kinow of only two things that can distract a worried man, will that do doc and Emissary of the Bee

Of course it will do. Start cooking immediately.

Nurse the screens please...I'm going in.

cooking! cooking! i was going to turn the sport on the telly

Fair enough. Put female beach volleyball on, that should distract him...it distracts me anyway.

Good Luck. I mean it.

I am not a doctor, but it sounds like sinusitis which literally translated means inflamed sinus.

I have had sinusitis due to infection. It went away with antibiotics, but made me quite uncomfortable for almost a week.

Hope all goes well dude.

*Despite Zoroaster claiming medication will cure the problem, Dr Harlequin and nurse Ice continue with the experiment treatment*

poor Bee your sinuses do look swollen

Owing to complications during the operation Dr Harlequin and his assistant Nurse Ice have to get some spare nasal parts from the graveyard organ bank.

when your ready doctor i will hold him down for you

Anywhoooooo Turns out it had nothing to do with my nose or my sinus's's's.
Long story short, Nerve Trapped or summin of that shizzle.... dont want to get in to a hugggge descussion about is as i must have retold this frickin story about 20 odd times to a vary of ppl.

BUT its all sorted... i'll live and the moral of the story: Doctors in general know NOTHING!
That'll be all.

Hmpf

You might at least have had something exciting and life threatening.

Couldn't you even employ some "creative exaggeration" to make it sound worthy of our initial genuine concern?

Now unless I see live video of you on death's door, don't expect any concern from me.

well i am glad it is nothing serious, and you are back to your old self

Yah I was going too.
In fact when i came out of hospital I thought 'Maybe I shouldn’t say anything to those forum folk, get them all worried that I’ve died'

Sadly then it struck me that all I might of got was
'hay what happened to that bee guy ?'
'Bee... guy ??'
'Never liked him anyway'
And being a the mythical creature i am, and comprising of the same materials that make up Santa... ppl not believing in me would make me cease to exist .

Anywho it was fairly serious, just not ‘I’m gonna die’ serious, oh and thanks for the … albeit strange concern .

Still, glad to hear you'll be ok. MY favourite little insect friend.

I knew he would be ok.
He isn't booked in here for quite
a few years yet.

The pictures of Emissary's nasal cavity have just come in Link

I’m glad I had those steps installed, you can’t imagine the amount of accidents workers had…

Ahhhh lol awwwww lol he is a good singing but ent so sure if he/she is the full ticket though lol