The first line of the song - "when the sun goes down"........

Put in the next line of the song .....each person contributes until the song is finished then begin another song.

"When the sun goes down".

and i get up

and hoover the kitchen

in my underpants

thinking of sarah jane on all fours cleaning the floor

and of course shes naked phooor

wishing and a washing her life away

Dreaming of the day she was in my bed

polishing my todger, like my butler Fred

untill the end was a nice and shiney red

like a man u shirt just before you burn it

It was time to go, time for the pub

so I put on my glad rags, and put myself about

met my old mate dave, who was suffering from gout

he was a red faced porker, and his wife looked like a trout

We knocked back quite a few, then we staggerd down the street

with large and hairy feet, like pissed hobbits

The coppers wernt fair, we wasn't that drunk

but was wearing a hood, made him look like a monk.

la la jumped in the boat but it sunk

but was helped by this great big hunk,

he had chocolate and gave me a chunk

so I kissed his hairy trunk

And ended up with a taste of his s....

super sized mars bar

Said Marianne Faithfull

so from then on we were a pair

until the day

i bludgeoned his wife to death

this aint a love song, is it.

but then he loved me even more because she was a bore

she was always on the floor,

whenever he came through the door

begging him for more

of his humble cock galore.............

She said why is it red raw,

because i mist the hole

and shoved it in your

Purse that was full off

Bee,s

and wasps

WHAT MADE IT REALLY SORE

Did you find it by the shore

On that Stormy night last week

When the nuns where having a Ann Summers Party