It's not difficult!

All you have to do is to be:
1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A doctor
15. A psychologist
16. A pest exterminator
17. A psychiatrist
18. A healer
19. A good listener
20. An organizer
21. A good father
22. Very clean
23. Sympathetic
24. Athletic
25. Warm
26. Attentive
27. Gallant
28. Intelligent
29. Funny
30. Creative
31. Tender
32. Strong
33. Understanding
34. Tolerant
35. Prudent
36. Ambitious
37. Capable
38. Courageous
39. Determined
40. True
41. Dependable
42. Passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
43. Give her compliments regularly
44. Love shopping
45. Be honest
46. Be very rich
47. Not stress her out
48. Not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
49. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
50. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
51. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
52. Never to forget:
53. Birthdays
54. Anniversaries
55. Arrangements she makes..... That's all!

impossiable

mine is more simple ask luce

no wonder I'v never quite found Mr Right

Just use the tongue plenty, thats all i ask

Very true. If you live by a set of rules like that, you're buggered

I do daily lingual stretching exercises followed by lingual calisthenics.

They're not easy, but the results keep my woman happy, happy.

How to Keep a man Happy.......


Be a cook in the kitchen......
Be a maid in the Living room.....
and be a Whore in the bed room..........


And quiet when the football is on.

So That's why I've had so many GFs

i dont need all that....that would be a chore to both of the people in the relationship and it will hit rock bottom...nice and casual suits me fine

Good, coz I've got no Cash

And how to keep a man happy .... Show up naked with beer

who,s dating who .

im sooo dating u

lol good luck with looking

How to keep a woman happy, impossible, at least for a full month

How to keep a woman happy?

Who cares - the World Cup starts soon?

I would say to keep a women satisfied, You would give her lots of good lovings

If you want to keep women happy than do some shopping for her...

So she can get in the kitchen?

Don't think so......

you can buy her candies.
this way, she don't have to come near the kitchen.

the downsize are:
a. she'll become fat
b. she will hate you for it
c. if you'll show any indication you dislike her being fat - she'll hate you even more.

just love her and care for her the manner she wants........

Listen to what she has to say.

Hold her views up as being equally as important as your own.

Help around the house.

Ask her about how she's "feeling" every now and again (hard fellas I know but trust me on this one)

Grow gills and develop tongue muscles that could snap steel

Mr Mackem didn't advise to give her a spliff.