Fire the person below you and give a reason.


Eg.

You're fired for wearing the same outfit to work for three straight months!

Your Fired Boo !
You,v been wearing that black leather vest for 10 yrs now
So on ya bike................
FTW......Feel The Wind Boo rides off into the sunset

Hey I didn't get fired! Cool.

The person below me is fired for eating garlic and sardine sandwiches in a crowded office.
D'You hear me YOURE FIRED!

Yes I think I do deserve that one


Next person - - - - -


Oi you! Get ur ass out of her! I have had enough of your wingeing and woe-is-me talk. You're fired - - now piss off!!!!!

That's depressed me

Right!

The next person is fired for blocking up the gents urinal with used fag ends.
It cost a fortune to unblock the drains...You're Fired!

your fired for turning up everyday

Next person

Do you know why you here?

Good.

You're Fired. Now get out!

your fired............for not taking your teeth out

You're fired..........for sneaking off fishing again last night!

I havent been fishing in years! I'm taking you to the employment tribunal


And now you.. I've been telling you to get a hair cut for three years but have you? No and now its dont to your ankles. You're fired - you hippy!

but you said i scared the customers so i thought i would grew it


your fired i warned you. casual friday doesn't mean pj's

Well you should have been more specific then

YOUR FIRED, THE PHOTOCOPIER IS FOR PHOTOCOPYING AND NOTHING ELSE!!!

But my ass is too good to keep to myself.

You're fired for leaving coffee stains on the desk, how many more times.......USE A COASTER!!!!!!!!!

a what??



your fired i have counted all the pencils and one is missing

You're fired because everyone else firing each other and now it's my turn!

boo hoo



your fired pink is just not the colour for a bank managers hair

You're fired because you should realise that activity involving vegetables that would be considered illegal in no fewer than 19 US states is not appropriate behaviour at work

Your fired just because you annoy the hell out of me..cracking your gum, clicking your pen, and those excessive. repeating ME ME ME stories Give me a break GET LOST!!

thats it your fired turning up drunk is just not right for a lifeguard and take off that nurse's outfit

Your fired, open surgery does not meen outside

yours fired taxi drivers should take ppl where they want to go not tell them which bus to take

your fired for being female............yes i'm a sexist boss

yours fired for being sexy no i mean sexist

your fired for getting it right first time, then changing your mind

youre fired for not swallowing

You're fired for not understanding the basic Schumpeterian principles of evolutionary economics as they apply to endogenous growth theory!!!

thank god for that, i thought you was going to explain it to me again

your fired for having a nicer car then me

your fired for not letting his tyres down

Your fired! What is your obsession with rearranging all the letters on the church sign.

your fired teachers should not set fire to the school

your fired for using your old mans razor to shave your legs

you like hair legs


your fired for bring your pet snake to work

The three of you are fired for using the second person possesive instead of conjugating the verb 'to be' correctly

your fired for correcting my english

Your fired, a lime green mohawk is not suitable for a priest

You're fired: you were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

your fired for the worst Michael Caine impression i've heard in ages

Everybody is fired...the company is going into receivership.

You're fired - for lying about the state of the company's finances

^^^ You're fired for giving Johno a hard time

your fired for forgetting to lock up the holepunch

Fired for having to use a new name

You're fired because i said so ! .

You're fired because we got you on film licking peoples seats!

You're fired for distracting me ! .

Your fired for sleeping on the job.

You're fired for setting alarms and waking me up ! .

Your fired for firing me.

We're both jobless then ! Pub ? .

Youre fired for snotting in the coffee