yes, i forgot to pick my boy up from school once, i weren't that late though




have you ever been caught speeding?

Yes Three times





Have you ever wanted to have a laugh on the forum but were too afraid to incase someone took it personal

yes, and it's not right, i think we should be able to say things and have a laugh without it being taken literally or out of context. but i s'pose it's easy to do when you can't see facial expressions and body language




have you ever thought 'god she waffles on'

No



Have you ever thought the other person might actually enjoy your "waffling on "

hope so,


have you ever thought 'ooooopppppsss i shouldn't have said that'

NO



Have you ever thought;.....................AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

yes, have you ever shouted U MOOOOOOOORRRRRON at the computer

YES



Have you ever had a warning from the mods

no not yet, i think i've been pretty close though?



have you!

Believe it or not NO



Have you ever thought we should have a vote on who are the mods.

yes,


have you ever thought about who should be the next mod?

Yes, Should we have a vote just for the hell of it



Have you ever thought it should be you

yes, i'll whoop some arse,




have you ever thought it should be you?

Definately



Have you ever thought, ba ding bing bing bing ba ding

nah, i've often thought ba da bing, ba da bong


have you ever thought do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do

Yes but mostly, wop bama loo bop de wop bam boom





Have you ever thought the brain may not be functioning as it should be

always


have you ever thought that alcohol abuse diminishes the brain capacity to function normally or creates malfunctioning of the said brainage

*hic* pardon?




Have you ever thought you had errrrrrr; erm now then;..........what was i saying? oh yeah;.................Amnesia

dunno, i forgot was i was gonna say




have you ever thought blimey she's actually quite intelligent not just blonde

YES, sry





Have you ever been to jamaica/or wanted to

no and no,



have you ever been to the Maldives/wanted too

No and Yes



have you ever had to go but not wanted to

see you later Beauty, gotta feed the boy. Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

yes





have you ever thought, crumbs i pay all this money for a t.v licence and theres bu**er all on telly again?

yes



have you ever nicked milk off a doorstep

yes





have you nicked a pint from a milk float

yes



have you ever done a runner from a curry house

no, always wanted to though




have you ever sent someone the wrong way when they've asked you for directions, cos you thought it was funny

yes



have you ever been sent the wrong way

no




have you ever thought that minor law breaking is fun in a childish way

depends on what minor law



have you ever spent a night in the cells

not a night, a few hours





have you?

yes



have you ever seen a good punch up at football

no




have you ever been involved in a punch up?

yes



have you ever been to York

Yes



Have you ever nicked money from your mums purse

yes



have you ever talked to a stranger thinking you knew them

yes


have you ever made an enemy of someone you hadn't met yet

Yes



have you ever wished you could meet that enemy

yes



have you ever fallen down a manhole

no


have you ever tripped over your own feet?

Yes



Have you ever had any piercings apart from ears.

nope



have you?

Yes;....... nipple



have you ever bit someones face

Yes, If you mean biting someones face off

Have you ever broken something whilst trying to fix it?

hell yes multiple times in the last 12 months.

have u eva felt like crap after doing something u know was the right thing?

yes


have u ever kiss ur mother hand?!!

NO



Have you

no


have you ever gone into a toilet and realised you didn't need to go?

yes

but just wonder .. whats ur problems with ur mothers ?!!



have u ever cry becuse of happyness ?!

no
i save my tears for when i'm really really pissed or incredibly upset


would you jump if your partner told you to