only if the Beatles Revolution 9 isn't at hand



have you ever sacrafised more than 1 virgin in a day

No, that would be completly evil.. One a day is quite enough to appease the Dark Lords of Kazzarakakiz'umthon'os


Have you ever tried to do more than one virgin in a day just to see what happens?

I have tried but failed miserably, the last virgin I got antwhere near was about 25 years ago



have you ever tried to convert a neibour to the ways of the dark lord

I've tried, but no one seems to believe me....


Have you ever laughed in the face of a door to door Jehovas/Mormon etc and told them that the man below is the one to follow...

yes, I love it when they knock on the door, generally I let her answer though, cos she stands there talking to them for ages........and I piss myself



have you ever listened to new boots and panties, Ian Dury

Can't say that I have, any good?


Have you ever listened to Amused to Death, Roger Waters?

no, cant say I have, will have a look for it...............New boots and panties would be in my top 5 albums



have you ever played ska

don't think so


Have you ever dislocated a joint in your body?

Yes



have you ever broken someones nose

ofcours no
have u ever fight with some one?

yes



have you ever caught a mirror carp

no, but i once crapped on a mirror

Have you ever lodged a formal complaint?

No




Have you ever wondered why people sit for hours posting mindless drivel on forums

No



Have you ever had an operation

yes


have you ever been in a hospital long term?

YES



have you?

no not since i was young.



have you ever had to get stiches? if so how many at once?

most at one time 94





have you ever had any broken bones

yes my left pinkie finger.. my left arm and my left collar bone..



Have you?

yes, my cheek


have you dreamt you were naked?

yes .


have you ever been naked and dreampt?

yes, i always sllep naked

have you ever met a celebrity?

nope



have you ever wondered why people idolized celebrities.. they shit brown too

yep,


have you got plans for a festival this summer?

we dont have festivals over here.. we have fairs if thats the same thing..






have you lived where you do now for a long time?

five years. but same town all my life.


have you?

yeah .. all my life same town and i lived in basically the same house for most of them





have you ever wanted to move away?

yes. but not for years. i wish i could see more, though


have you ever made plans that never happened?

yes


have you ever been out of the country?

yep


have you flown in a hot air balloon?

nope


have you?

nope


have you ever skinny-dipped in the sea?

nope

have you?

no, but i've dinny-skipped

have you ever bought an antique?

no but there were a few in my house left from my grandparents



is that a hobby of yours?

no, but i'm hooked on Bargain Hunt!


have you watched it?

I dont think we get that here Im in the US.



Have you ever watched reality tv and would you go on one?

Yes and No



Have you ever eaten till you thought you'd burst

Loads of times



Have you ever climbed a tree and got stuck

Yes



Have you ever been to a circus

Yes


Have you ever been stuck on a ferry for 7 hours, with sea sickness

no


Have you ever had a stiff neck ? ouch

yes, got a viagra stuck in my throat



Have you ever been caught peeing in public

nearly



do you think it's acceptable to pee in public, when your young and pi**ed

sorry, have you ever, thought it's acceptable

Yes got caught once, cost me £85 in fines




have you ever had a drunken fight

yes, once when i was v. young, stumbling out of a club, the usual women fights women have over a man not worth bothering about

have you ever had a fight over a woman?/man

oh yes, and more to come



Have you ever thought you were with your partner for all the wrong reasons