No

have you ever eaten so much that your tummy hurts

Yes oink

Have you ever been on a water chute?

NO ...but maybe in a few weeks

Have you ever cut yourself so bad you had to get stitches

Yes many times when I worked as a sheet metalworker


Have you ever cried at a sporting events result

yes



have you ever bought one and got one free

I have yes

Have you ever been to Brazil

no



have you ever wished you thought before you spoke ?

Ohhh I have yes

Have you ever eaten snails in garlic?

No
Have you ever crashed a car?

Yes and not just one either


Have you ever been under the sea

yes



have you ever orbited Venus

No

well I have run round the wife a few times but dont think you would count that


have you ever scored a goal in a cup game

no



have you ever fallen down the stairs

yea, i did it ALOT when i wa younger haha

have you ever had any major regrets?

Regrets, Ive had a few;
But then again, too few to mention.
I did what I had to do
And saw it through without exemption.

I planned each charted course;
Each careful step along the byway,
But more, much more than this,
I did it my way.

Yes, there were times, Im sure you knew
When I bit off more than I could chew.
But through it all, when there was doubt,
I ate it up and spit it out.
I faced it all and I stood tall;
And did it my way.



Have you ever fell asleep on a bus because you were drunk.

no, but I have on a train



have you ever trod on a frog

yes


Have you ever- been on a lifeboat

Yes .... Harbour Day in Wick

Have you ever played american football

Nope

Have you ever played beach volly ball

NEARLY Mud Volley Ball

Have you ever Kissed A Scotsman or Woman

Yes

Have you ever been done for speeding

I once kissed a Scotswoman (I wanted to know what haggis tasted like - Never again.)

Have you ever ridden on a camel ?

no



have you ever told someone you loved them when you never

yes

Have you ever made a fool of yourself in public?

yes



have you ever slept in the gutter

No

Have you ever run down the street naked?

NO

Have you seen santa

Yes in my local with a pint.....

Have you ever considered what it would be like if technology came to an end and there was nothing else to invent or improve upon.

no



have you ever wished upon a star

Yes!
Have you ever wished upon a star and had that wish come true?

yes

have you ever eaten so much choccy you've been sick?

and hey welcome to the site btw

I have yes Rachel but there was no carrots funny that


have you ever been naked outdoors by mistake of course

NO

Have you ever made love outside


Hello Tuscan Glad to see you

And Welcome to the forum The Geek

yes



have you ever made love in a prison

No

Have you ever driven a boat

no



Have you ever forgot your mums birthday

Yes

Have you ever fired a gun

Yes

Have you ever caught a Salmon

No .............. Trout , Cod , Dog Fish , Jelly Fish All the Above But no Salmon

Have you ever Got 2 paper hats from a christmas cracker i did this year

no lol



have you ever wondered where all the sparrows have gone

No, but I have wondered where all the magpies came from

Have you ever had a seance?

With a Ouija Board Yes


Have you ever been saved from danger

kinda, like being stopped from crossing the road when a car coming

have you ever cried for no aparent reason?

Yes

Have you ever nearly drowned

Yes


Have you ever done a parachute jump?

no



have you ever dropped eggs on the floor in a supermarket

NO

Have you ever been on stage

Yes


Have you ever played football for a league team

No

Have you ever been a bridesmaid

Yes

Have you?