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have you ever made ice cream

no


have you ever run out of gas

Yes


have you ever sat in the wrong seat.

yes, in one of my first driving lessons i got in the wrong seat, my teacher couldn't stop laughing for the whole lesson,




have you ever fallen into a pond

You Turkey How ya going?

no

u ever taken the wrong keys out!

yes



have you ever been arrested for being drunk

no

have you ever sang in the choir

No but i,v been arrested 4 being Drunk.

U ever sang out loud when you thought there waz no one around

But there waz?

yes in my car on the m25 to a car load of people

have you ever fell over in public

Yes...but i didn,t have a skirt on

Picked a winner at the races

no



have you ever broken anything in a shop

Yes a shop window

u ever gone in the wrong shop

o yes, many times


have you ever been a day early for an appointment

No


U ever gone Surfing

no



have you ever lead a meeting

Yes a meeting ov Joes

U ever ever gone sking

Nope

Have you ever joined the "Bend over boo" campaign

no doya think i should?

have you ever been really cruel to someone

no



have you ever worn sunglasses inside

no


have you ever cried in the street

yes, when i was told i was going to have my son, i couldn't stop, with happiness and worry and a hundred and one other things


have you ever liston at a door

yep

U ever read someone,s mail

yes


have you ever phoned someone and then hang up without saying anything

Have u ever superglued someones key hole?

no


have you even flooded your kitchen

no



have you ever burnt yourself cooking

yes i have the scars to prove it


have you ever just sat in the rain

yes, in the summer in the garden with just me shorts on, flipping great



have you ever swam in the rain

no,



have you ever had a picnic in the rain and wind

no



have you ever sat for a week in a caravan in the rain

Yes lol oh what fun

Have you ever seen a ghost

No, but once when I was walking home late at night and taking a short cut through a dark lane something grabbed my shoulder. Spun round but there was no-one there!



Have you ever fallen asleep listening to music and had a dream that involved it?

yes, dreamt that I was Jilted John from Gordon is a moron lol



Have you ever picked up a hitchhiker

Yes in a snow storm

have you ever walked into a lamp post i have twice ouch

no - but I walked into a stop sign! "Boing"


Have you ever lit a fart?

Nope

Have you ever used more than one username on a forum?

NO

BUT I USED TO KNOW SOMEONE THAT DID

have you ever skipped school

Yes, but not for a long time

Have you ever been arrested

NO

who's been talking hahahaha


have you ever touched a snake

no, but i've known a few



Have you ever shat yourself on public transport

hahahahaha no hahahahaha

have you ever served in the forces

no



have you ever worn two jumpers

NO not even in scotland hahahahaha

have you ever crashed a car

Nope

Have you ever layed on the St George flag

YES WITH BABYLON ............. IN MY DREAMS THAT IS

Have you ever has apple pie ice cream

Nope

Have you ever had a full English.

Nearly

have you ever kissed a scotsman

yes



have you ever been fly fishing

Yes when i was younger

have you ever had your heart broken

yes



Have you ever laughed so hard it hurt