Yes!


Have you ever had cornflakes for dinner

Yes

Have you ever eat porridge for tee?

Yes


Have you ever had a nail stuck in your foot?

No

Have you ever dropped a heavy object on some ones foot?

yeah, my own!


Have you ever had a horse stand on your foot?

Nope.

Have you ever seen a horse step on some ones foot?

Yeah mine..........and once on they won't move!


Have you ever stroked a swan?

No

Have you ever been really bored?

Yes

Have you ever been to the zoo with a younger sibling?

Yes


Have you ever been shopping and taken more than an hour or so???

No

Have you?

Yes

Have you ever acted really girly even though you don't like to be girly?

no


have you ever tried knitting

No

Have you ever spammed?

No


have you ever used someone elses toothbrush to clean a toilet

No

Have you ever acted like a moron?

Everday;.yes



Have you ever been a stray

No

Have you ever said something really gay?

YES- NO don't know really;........have i? ( think's of the knitting post)



Have you ever smoked tabs and drank beer cos yer 'ard.

No

Have you ever asked a stranger if you had something on your face?

no




have you ever thought a friend/lover looked dog rough but told he/she they looked good anyway!

yes, lol


Have you ever given up something for Lent?

No


Have you ever sleepwalked

I don't think I have...

Have you ever had to do your homework?

Yes

Have you ever been annoying in the person above game?

no not me guv!!


Have you ever been annoyed by someone in the said game?

No

Have you ever wondered why Kamikazee pilots wear helmets?

No


Have you ever thought you might be thick

yes




have you ever been conned

yes



have you ever scored a goal

no (a try in rugby, will that count )



have you ever touched the turf at wembley

No



Have you ever walked on an upturned plug, in bare feet

yes........ouch!!


Have you ever eaten a raw egg?

No

Have you ever been forced walk the plank by a boat load of scurvy-lubbing pirates?
(Only counts if it was shark infested water)

NO
has anyone ever told you that your mad

yes


Have you ever been put in a straight jacket?

i've been threatened with it


have you ever seen anyone being taken away in a straight jacket?

yes but no-one I knew!



Have you ever knitted a jumper?

no, i've made holey scarves



have you ever thought theres life on other planets?

Yes

Have you ever wanted to go on other planets?

yes,



do you think the "things" that live on other planets are humans?

no humanoid maybe


Have you ever sworn at a vicar?

no




have you ever sworn at a cashier in a supermarket

No

Have you ever been mean to someone who is nice?

yes


Have you ever fell off your chair for no particular reason?

Yes


Have you ever made someone cry because you made them think that they made a mistake but it was actually you who made the mistake?

yes



have you ever wanted to shout BOGEYS in a quite place like they do on Dick and Dom

Yes


Have you ever watched paint dry?

I thought I did one time, but then I realised my missus had put the telly on to watch the soaps. I just couldn't tell the difference.


Have you ever got really excited when you've seen someone you know and shouted out really loud to them.
And then have you ever walked up to said person and realised that it's not even someone you know...

No


Have you ever taken the piss out of someone?