Yes but not for a while


Was your stay in hospital a long one

nope

do you know first aid?

No so best not have any acidents with me aoround


Have you ever been up a mountain

No .

Have you been on a booze cruise ? .

if you mean a beano............then yes



have you ever visited Belgium

Yes, went there for my first wedding anavirsary, I even took the mrs

Have you ever fallen asleep standing up

yes


have you ever fallen asleep drinking coffee?

no



have you ever woken up and your weeing in the bin

not while ive been married

have you ever fallen asleep on the sofa and been left there

Yes .

Have you ever bought flowers as a way of saying sorry ? And did it work ? !

no



have you ever run up behind someone thinking they were someone else

yes, nearly gave them a heart attack

have you ever flashed another car and pointed to there wheel when there has been nowt wrong with it

Yes


Have you ever reversed you car into a skip even though it was bright yellow? Well I have

no

have u ever soaked someone with a water pistol supersoaker one out of a car window

not yet

have you ever complained about the noise

yes

have you ever choked in a restaurant

yes lol and i sneezed and the peice of spaghetti come out of me nose
was so so embaressing

have you eva really hurt someone with a snowball?

no



have you ever been late for a very important appointment

Yes .

Have you ever been thrown off public transport ? .

Yes

Have you ever been pulled into an arguement between your mate & his mrs?

people try but i dont let them!

have you ever had your upper lip waxed?

NO NO NO.....STEP AWAY WITH THE WAXING STRIPS ! .. .


Have you ever fallen down the stairs on a bus ? .

no

have you ever argued with a stranger on a train

No

Have you ever chased a snowman across a lake

No.

Have you ever been arrested?

Yes .

Have you ever thrown a sickie then been spotted out and about ? .

No

Have you ever been mistaken for someone famous?

Yeah.....Shrek ! .

Have you ever been on a blind date ? .

No

Have you been on a date from a dating site?

No .


Have you ever fallen in love with someone you shouldn't of ? .

(Listening to that song now ! ) .

Yes.

(Live & learn)

Ever feel like you're stuck in a rut?

All the time mate ! .

Ever feel like jacking it all in and buggering off somewhere ?

All to often. & come very close twice with jobs lined up abroad

Ever been turned on by your own blood?

Yeah . (As in by my own family turning on me..Not in a kinky way ! )

Have you ever wished you could turn the clock back ? .

To many times

Ever hold a grudge until it was to late?

Yeah , Am dealing with that now .


Have you ever had a job you hated ? .

Yes & i'm getting the same way about this one.

Crofty think i might know what you're going through. Been there. It gets easier.

Ever have a job you loved.

Cheers mate ! .

Yeah i love my job now , Good money , Pretty easy , Hours are good .


Are you out on the town new years eve ? .

Dunno yet. Never know untill the day.

whats better xmas day or new years eve?

For me..New years eve .


Have you ever got a girls number , promised you'd ring then didn't ? .

Two weeks ago i got a girls number & lost it. & i've been an arse & rearranged a date three times & canceled them all.

Ever walked out on a date half way through?

No , But felt like it a few weeks ago ! .

Have you ever been able to suss women's minds ? ! .

pmsl... Feck no. No man can do that!

ever told a women she was fat?

No .

As for the mind thing , Glad it's not only me who can't understand them ! .


Have you ever fancied your mates g/f ? .

Yep. Went out with one too.

I'm a bad man.lol

Ever get jiggy with your mates sister?

Ooooo! or mom? Better question i think?

Mate's sister yes ! Mum..No ! .

Did your mate take it well ? ! .

Yep. Well ish. lol

Ever get it on with your ex birds mate?

Yes..Well she wasn't my ex then , so it was me , her , and her mate..So kind of ! .

Have you ever fancied your mate's mum ? .

yes



have you ever got it on with a mates mum

hell no

have u eva got it on with a mates dad?