no lol


have u eva been the stalker

yes, when I first saw your pointy little ears



have you ever held a newborn baby and it pissed on you

Yes, my lad was even sick in my gob, yuck

Have you ever ran a marathon, or even just ran to get a marathon snickers

NO

Have you ever done something that you can't remember but you will never forget it

no

have you ever falling in love at first sight

no not love, lust yes, love takes time




have you ever hated someone so much they made you feel phyical sick

yes.


have you ever had your heartbroken?

Yes . (The shame ! )

Have you ever fallen in love with someone you shouldn't have ? .

Yes ! .

Have you ever done something you weren't sure of , But did it to please someone else ?

yes.

have you ever been a fool?

Yes , More times than i care to remember ! .

Have you ever felt really alone ? .

yes.

have you ever cried at a soap opera?

No !..But then i don't watch them ! ..Did feel sad though when Footballers wives ended , And i couldn't lust after Tanya Turner anymore ! .


Have you ever swapped a christmas/birthday present for something else ? .

will be doing this year, and giving the piece of crap back to the person that gave me it

Have you ever been really looking forward to something, only to have it cancelled at the last moment

yes


Have you ever been on telly?

maybe i have been filmed before but don't know if it was ever put on the tv or not it was medics of the glen

Have you ever forgotten to leave a question on the "Have you ever" game

Yes.

Have you ever tried Sushi

No .

Have you ever won on the lottery ? .

Yes £10

Have you ever wished you could go back in time?

yes



have you ever french kissed a horse

Neigh

Have you?

a few in my time



have you ever wished your bum was smaller

No, I have many compliments about my bum

Have you? (I'll think of a proper question next time).

no



have you ever seen grease on stage

Nope

Have you ever gone to the shops in yr slippers

yes



have you ever been to Poland

Nope

Have you ever danced to the birdy song

yes



have you ever danced to agadoo

yes

Have you ever argued with the in-laws

no



have you ever left the wife

nope

Have you ever punished a kid by sending them upstairs then forgetting about them

yes



have you ever called home and forgot what you wanted

Yup

Have you ever lied about your age

yes



have you ever witnessed a bank job

Nope

Have you ever kicked a ball through a window

nope

have you ever regretted dying your hair

Not thank ms tango

Have you ever broken a bone

yes



have you ever read the lion the witch and the wardrobe

no, would be nice to though



have you ever been to the circus

no

have you ever played sunday league football / pub league football

yes, embarrassing



have you ever been bitten by a dog

no, my mrs has apparently.......an adder



have you ever witnessed a crime

yes, I fell into a sewage ditch in Belgium in the early 80's on a beano



have you ever been so drunk you cant remember the previous night

no ......... i'd be sick

have you ever been lost for words

yes

have you pleased your lover in the last 2 weeks

yes



have you pleased the pets in the last 2 weeks

yes .... every day i love bonnie

have you been happy all week

no



have you ever owned a bay city rollers album

yes, done me back in



have you ever pogo'd all night