yes long time again now of course
have you ever been to america
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no it just peels
have you ever had to go to a&e
have you ever had to go to a&e
No. 
Have you ever been skydiving?
Have you ever been skydiving?
no
have you ever sipped a cocktail in a pool
have you ever sipped a cocktail in a pool
no
have you ever got your head stuck somewhere
have you ever got your head stuck somewhere
No.
Have you ever broken any bones?
Have you ever broken any bones?
yes my foot
have you ever drown a pint in one
have you ever drown a pint in one
once or twice
have you ever been in hospital overnight
have you ever been in hospital overnight
Yes.
Have you ever crashed a car?
Have you ever crashed a car?
only a bit
have you ever killed a fly
have you ever killed a fly
no
have you ever smoked a banana skin
have you ever smoked a banana skin
No.
Have you ever climbed a mountain?
Have you ever climbed a mountain?
Yes, I always make a mountain of a molehill
Have you ever dropped the Sunday Roast as it came out of the oven...
Have you ever dropped the Sunday Roast as it came out of the oven...
No.
Have you ever been on other forums?
Have you ever been on other forums?
Yes
Have you ever had the vicar for tea?
Have you ever had the vicar for tea?
No.
Swam in the nude?
Swam in the nude?
yes ........ ice only a bit ???????? hehehehehe
have you ever played a sicky from work
have you ever played a sicky from work
yes ... but i think the world knows that already hehehehe
Have you ever slept outside before
Have you ever slept outside before
no
have you ever woken up on a beach
have you ever woken up on a beach
no.......... not on a beach
have you ever visited the far north of scotland
have you ever visited the far north of scotland
no 
have you ever visited kent
have you ever visited kent
No.
Have you ever ran a marathon?
Have you ever ran a marathon?
no
have you ever tried on a kilt
have you ever tried on a kilt
No.
Have you ever been to a Scotland football match?
Have you ever been to a Scotland football match?
YES .......... aberdeen a few times i live 240 miles from there have you a football team you support
No.
Why did you pick a team so far away?
Why did you pick a team so far away?
yes ............well i live in the far north of scotland the nearest large team is inverness over 100 miles away
do you think you'd like to travel up to the highlands
do you think you'd like to travel up to the highlands
Yes.
Have you ever been to London?
Have you ever been to London?
no................but i hope i will next year and see some of my friends on the forum
have you ever met anyone from the internet
have you ever met anyone from the internet
No.
Do you like skiing?
Do you like skiing?
yes
but i've only done it the once when i was in the army
would you join anything like the army
but i've only done it the once when i was in the army
would you join anything like the army
No......Not fit enough. 
Have you made a parachute jump?
Have you made a parachute jump?
no.......... i was a piper
hate you lived in london all your life
hate you lived in london all your life
No.
Where you in the army long?
Where you in the army long?
no........... i joined as a 16year old and the money was crap
i was born on shetland where were you born
i was born on shetland where were you born
I was born in the Midlands.
Would you leave Scotland to live anywhere else?
Would you leave Scotland to live anywhere else?
yes .........but i can't see that at the moment
would you go and see robbie williams in concert
would you go and see robbie williams in concert
No.... let ME entertain you
Would you ever wear a string vest and a nylon shirt?
Would you ever wear a string vest and a nylon shirt?
No.
Have you ever streaked?
Have you ever streaked?
no
have you ever lost the last to post game
have you ever lost the last to post game
no never
have you ever been beaten by a women
have you ever been beaten by a women
sometimes
have you ever hit your kegboard in a fit of temper
have you ever hit your kegboard in a fit of temper
Me do that, Never 
Have you ever left your cake out in the rain
Have you ever left your cake out in the rain
no i don't think so
have you ever got wet though to your skin
have you ever got wet though to your skin
what, like today. 
have you ever seen someone get that wet they have to wring there clothes out, and then laughed at them because you were still dry
have you ever seen someone get that wet they have to wring there clothes out, and then laughed at them because you were still dry
as a matter of fact i have
have you ever hide from the rent collecter
have you ever hide from the rent collecter
Is this a private conversation
Or can anyone join in!
Or can anyone join in!
anyone can join in
Well, go on then!! Who's got wet and who's hid from the rent collector!!??
i got wet on the water ride at oakwood tody, then when i put my dry clothes on nearly fell into the water on the next ride, which people found amusing
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