yes them days without a care in the world



do you ever get nostalgic with the parents

no never


have you ever, groped a stranger

yes, the wife was a stranger when I met her



have you ever been to camber sands

no

have you ever stuck your tongue out at a stranger

bloody hell no!


have you ever been punched in the face?

yes, but not latley

have you ever punched anyone in the face

yes but not lately


Have you ever stabbed someone?

yes, with a compus

have you ever tangled your hair that bad it had to be cut off

yes



have you ever been stung by a bumble bee

no, just wasps


have you ever been to the co-op and forgot to buy coffee

yes



have you ever been on telly

yes


have you ever smoked?

yes and my mum did her nut. Scarborough reached the 3rd round of the FA cup, i went to the match and it was on Match of the day. Scarborough lost and there was a pitch invasion, the camera showed all the hooligans streaming onto the pitch and one young kid jumping up and down on a wall, yup i was the kid, well it was years ago, got a sever ear bashing when i got home.

have you ever stapled your finger

smoked yes

stapled my finger no


have you ever scream at a horror film

yes

have you ever jumped out of your seat in the cinema

no



have you ever queued for over 24hrs for a ticket

no

have you braved the first day of the sales

bloody hell no!


Have you ever done the wrong thing?

yes



have you ever knitted a wooly jumper

no


have you fallen asleep somewhere you shouldnt

yes



have you ever had one made for you a woolie jumper that is

yes, my nan used to make them for us





have you got a grandparent still living

no

have you got a famous relative

no


have you ever tore an item up a letter you wanted

yes. I can be unthinkingly destructive sometimes



Have you ever drank you own wee?

ewwww no

have you ever slept through christmas day

what with kids, you joking

Have you ever told a boss to "stick" his job

No


Have you ever fallen asleep whilst driving?

no




have you ever made anything from balsa wood

yes, a very flat boat

have you ever set fire to your garden

no




have you ever lied to a good friend

no



have you ever lost something that didn't belong to you

yes





have you ever jumped out of a plane

no thanks


have you ever dived off a ckiff

no not a cliff



have you ever been scuba diving?

no


have you ever made a item to wear

aye


Have you ever tucked your skirt into your knickers?

no sorry i wear pants


have you ever won anything

yes, football cups and medals




have you ever shouted at a copper

no


have you ever worn odd socks

yes



have you ever worn ra ra skirts

yes


have you ever driven a scooter

Yes.


Have you ever gone commando (no underwear)?

YES!


have you ever worn socks and sandals?

me, never



have you ever flashed anyone

yesh




Have you ever cooked with gluten free flour? (christ it's a bugger to work with!)

yes




have you ever shaved someone else

nooooo, they'd be in ribbons if I did!



Have you ever had a birthday candle blow out wish come true?

Yes, but my wish was likely to happen anyway - I didn't aim too high.



Have you ever peed in a swimming pool?

yes



have you eaten snake