yes and point!



have you ever run over and killed a cat

No

Have you?

is saw a dead one in the road driving on the m25 the other day


have you ever seen a dead cat laying in the road with stuff pouring out of it!?

nope but i have a fox, and frogs,


have you ever had the urgue to buy something , got it, then didn't want it?

Yes


Have you ever gone on a shopping binge?

No


Have you ever threatened your TV?

No but my husband has a "Kansas City Chiefs Bad Call Brick" that he can throw at the TV but he never does use it


Have you ever washed your car on a windy day and gotten soaked?

yea the day i drove one into a river

have you ever taken LSD

i am declining to answer that question on the grounds of being judged or 'glamourising' drug usage


do you love your country?

umm...Can't complain

Have you ever.....

Wait a minute! You never asked a Have you ever question!

ha ha, caught you out



have you ever had feelings for someone but was too afraid to tell them?

No way I told a boy I liked him in front of my whole class INCLUDING MY TEACHER! However, I was only 10 and I wasn't scared at all.


Have you ever made someone cry?

yes, unfortunately



have you ever taken a loved one for granted?

No

Have you ever poked someone with a ruler?

yes,


have you ever hit a teacher

No but I shouted at one.

Have you ever shouted at your shoes coz the laces won't tie?

No


have you ever thought about buying laceless shoes

No


Have you ever thought about killing someone?

yes, and still do




do you always think about death and killing?

nope,


have you ever wanted to kill someone 'cos they're obsessed with killing other humans !

Yes!!!!!!! *Sticks a knife in her chest*

Have you ever felt like kicking your computer?

yes,


have you ever thought you were dying

no,


have you ever had a dodgy kebab?

No


Have you ever been over dramtic?

no



have you ever killed a cat

NEVER!

Have you ever kicked a cat on purpose?

yes



have you ever felt threatened

yes



have you ever felt the need to scream at the top of your voice for the hell of it!?

All the time

Have you ever dyed your hair white?

No

Have you ever gew you're hair as big as mine?

no;..........i shave my head



have you ever had your head shaved

No

Have you ever shaved your computer?

yes daily


don't you just love the younger generation?

Yes

Have you ever not played this game right?

yes



do you think Kitty has lost the plot

Yes! We have got to stop letting her out of the spongy room (the room for mental people).

Have you ever asked a have you ever question?

Indeed.

Have you ever drunk so much to black out?

Nope

Have you?

yes twice when i had just broke up with ex bfs best way to get over it lol.

have u ever chatted someone up for a joke ?

No


Have you ever made someone piss their pants?

Not that I know of.

Have you ever had a Power Cut at Christmas?

No


Have you ever set the kitchen alight?

Nearly

Have you ever gone somewhere and then forgotten why you went?

Frequently! I often go upstairs or into the kitchen and forget why.


Have you ever been to the shop for something, bought lots of things and forgot the main thing you went for in the first place?

Yes, often

Have you ever bought something and got it all the way Home before realising it was the 'wrong' one?

Hoover bags, batteries, razor blades for him...........you name it I've done it



Have you ever changes a present you've been given without letting on to the person that gave it to you?

No. I'm so grateful that someone gave me a Present, even a useless one, that I keep it for the sentimental value. And also so that I could produce it if they ever asked if I still had it

Have you ever thought so hard about the right Present for someone that you missed the Occasion the Present was for?

Not if I missed it but often after I've given someone a present I've seen something that would have been much better......why do you never find these things when you're looking?



Have you ever sent a card that was completely wrong for the occasion?

No.

Have you ever spent ages looking for the 'right' Card to send someone?

no,




have you found the right one yet?