I couldn't help think how much telecommunications have advanced in their lifetime. The telegram service has long since been withdrawn- but the message format lives on, by way of a chain posting game, which should entertain the desperately bored, or challenge those with the gift of witty wording.

Each 'Telegram' should have only 4 words. You should also leave another word ( 4 letters) for the next person to construct their telegram from.( It is better if that word is connected in some way to the message).
Anyone going to follow on?

Starting with : POST

Post Only Silly Telegrams


DAFT

Dogs Are Fat Things

EYES

enjoying you electronic systems

BOLD

Beware Of Learning Difficulties

HOPE

hello one police enforcer

STAN

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