Are my testicles black ?

A guy wakes up in hospital after an operation with an oxygen mask on. A young, student nurse pulls the screens around the bed. He struggles to ask her through the mask,,,, "Are my testicles black ?"

She explains to him that she is there just to wash the upper part of his body but he insists,,, "Are my testicles black?"

Eventually, she gives his 'parts' a thorough examination, paying paricular attention to his testicles. Then she told him that all appeared to be normal.

He struggled to get the oxygen mask off and said,,,,,,


"Nurse, that was lovely but Are My Test Results Back ?"