A visit to my doctor 19th March[size=4]

This morning I had to go to see my doctor for a repeat prescription for my blood pressure tablets. She also likes to take my blood pressure and every six months she sends me for blood tests.

It's a good practice with 11 doctors there.


Just my luck today ! my doctor was off sick but they kept the appontment for me. It was with a female foreign doctor who could not understand me at all and I was hard pushed to catch on to a word she said.

She seemed to have a fetish about checking out prostate and wanted me to remove my clothes and get up on the bed. I tried to explain that I had the 'finger up the bum' job done just before Christmas !!!!

Eventually, I waved the repeat prescription form, rudely in front of her face. (I very seldom blow my cool but I was coming close to it.)

I said, "You want me to get my clothes off and you haven't even kissed me yet !"


The penny must have finally dropped with her and she signed my repeat prescription.

which doctor is this? normally get charged for this in my GP

The last time I was at the doctors was extreme.

Your surgery is on a mountain or at the bottom of a particularly dark cavern?

Maybe you can get a consultation whilst skydiving. Free prescriptions if it's not done before you reach the ground

now that's a TV show. Extreme GP

probably on channel 5

A particularly dark cavern.

Ah we go to the same doctors then..........