He was getting old, so the family decided to put him in an old folks home.

After a week his son came to visit him and was promptly told to get him outa there.

The son asked why ? and was told:-

'When I lean to the left in my chair, a nurse comes rushing up and straightens me up. Then when I lean to the right, she does the same. Even when I lean forward, she rushes to straighten me up.'

"Son, please take me to somewhere I can Fart."