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Sun Ce
i'm at college and would rather be at home, this lesson is sooo boring
Maddy
school is the best days of your life, enjoy it while you can biggrin.gif

corr i sound really old now........... hhmmmmmmm i am ! rolleyes.gif
Scorpio
I only enjoyed primary school. After that I lost my confidence and got all self conscious. I started enjoying life when I left college and found my confidence again.
Maddy
ph34r.gif well i hardly went, but dont tell my mum that
Scorpio
Well... shall I reveal myself at last?

Hello dear, its me laugh.gif
Maddy
your just sooooooooooooooooo not funny !!! wink.gif
IAC
As I look on it now School was not too bad, even though I hated it just think the amount holidays you had and time you could post! ohmy.gif
Sun Ce
nooo i was sooo bored it was depressing me!!!, today 2nd lesson these 2 girls came into class saying about a social party thing, gotta pay £1.50 to get into this club they have booked, and i really want to go, i mean i just wanted to, i thought abotu thsi all lesson, and well this club is called "The Cry" and i have no idea hwere it is, and i don't want to go on my own sad.gif, so i was very upset and depressed in that lesson, just thinking about i wanted to go, but i can't sad.gif, and i'm okay now just at the time in class i was feeling so crap i wanted to cry and go home, but i never, it was that boring yes...., u hate college so much
Emz
i am pi**ed off coz my ex wont leave me alone now i have moved on with my life and feel of sound mind again he wants me back and it is difficult coz i really do love him but he has hurt me way to much !!! als o i have a bf now !!! damn this stupid planet !!!!!! biggrin.gif
Harlequin
I'm not sure this counts as what's pissed me off...cos I've just pissed the missus off by burning the pork chops......I'm in the doghouse again sad.gif

Beans on toast for a main meal...yeuk! dry.gif
Emz
QUOTE (Harlequin @ Nov 25 2004, 07:07 PM)
I'm not sure this counts as what's pissed me off...cos I've just pissed the missus off by burning the pork chops......I'm in the doghouse again sad.gif

Beans on toast for a main meal...yeuk! dry.gif

lol !!! dont worry it will be better when you make up !!!!! ohmy.gif
Scorpio
And it could have been worse, you could have boiled her bunny HQ laugh.gif
Liam
Neighbour playing his music to loud!

Txt from my daugther they not here for xmas day.

I could go on but I dont want you to fall asleep lol
COBALT_Blue

Neighbours keeping everyone awake. Number 28 was humping all night long again last night and making far too much noise. I just managed to get off to sleep finally and then I was woken by number 24 who is normally such a quiet kind of guy. The words are still ringing in my ears;

"Can you bloody well get it over and done with and we can all get some sodding sleep"

Anyone would think I live in a bad neighbourhood. I wonder what will happen tonight. Perhaps I can visit the single girl at number 26 as I'm sure she's not getting any sleep. I could donate a good bottle of wine and some ear muffs and offer to play Monopoly all night to keep her company.

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Puss'n'boots
nothing p**ed me off today because it's friday user posted image
IAC
I have to work shortly, at least I am not not on during the night again!
Sun Ce
not asking for heathers msn..., she even said she had to in front of me, i'm so shy at this crap! mad.gif sad.gif
dozza
my manager at work refering me 2 the agency for being 5 min late she has got it in for me at the min but shes leaving 2morow which i am happy about
COBALT_Blue

Warning - Hitchhikers

I normally don't mind stopping for hitch hikers especially if its raining but today I vowed never ever to stop again.

I was just pulling off the main highway when I see a guy carrying a large backpack so assuming he is just your average friendly backpacker and concious of the fact it is just starting to rain I pull over. His pack is large and heavy and it takes two of us to manouver it into the boot ( trunk ) of the car. I really feel sorry for the guy as hes a bit dischevelled and hes carrying such a heavy pack.

Anyway, we have gone no more than half a mile without saying a word so I decide to try and spark up a conversation. I say to the guy, "Looks like the rain's going to get worse, bet your glad to lighten the load off your back, what are you carrying thats so heavy?" I was not prepared for the response at all. He turns and looks me right in the eye and says" Mind your own fucking business". Well I'm gobsmacked and now very nervous. We travel another mile or so but I'm getting more and more worked up by this guys anti social behaviour specially as I am doing him a favour.

Starting to get really annoyed I try the softly softly approach once again, "Look, you might not like to talk very much but I am giving you a lift and you are using my vehicle. I asked you a civil question. Whats in the back pack?" Again the guy replies but this time he doesn't even look at me. "Mind your own fucking business" he says.

Anyway, by now we are approaching the nearest town. I have to get rid of this weirdo. I suddenly pull over into a parking area where there are other cars and drivers and I tell him to get out. At first he doesn't move and turns to me and hurls abuse at me before starting to get out of the car. He kicks my car door shut and in anger I scream out of the parking area burning rubber in my haste and frustration only to see him leaping up and down in my rear view mirror. Shit, I still have his backpack.

As soon as I reach the town I pull up at the local police station and drag this bloody backpack up to the police reception where I check that it doesn't contain anything illegal. The police are helpful and say I did the right thing.

Unbelievable. You try and do people a favour and look what happens.

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teeo
Finding out that I might have to go to Nigeria around the 18th of December - that's what.

Don't get me wrong, it doesn't matter whether it's Nigeria, New York or Newquay - the timing could have been a little better.

Ho hum........
teeo
COBALT_Blue said:
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Warning - Hitchhikers


That sounds like it was a horrible situation, I'm glad that you got out of it unscathed.
Hope the bastard doesn't get his bag back.
Scorpio
So what was in the bag then, Cobalt?
COBALT_Blue



LOLO Scorpio not you no no.................arghhh

It suddenly dawns on you?

Mind your own .............


You know

LOL


PS: Don't worry - everyone falls for it biggrin.gif
Scorpio
uh?
COBALT_Blue

Scorpio - I hope ya have a good sense of humour LOL

You asked about what was in the backpack?

Erm........

What did the guy keep saying?



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Scorpio
yes..........?
teeo
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Erm........
What did the guy keep saying?


Girls eh?
COBALT_Blue

There is no way I could repeat that to a lady

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Harlequin
Hook. Line and sinker biggrin.gif
COBALT_Blue

LOL yep

Sorry Scorpio but someone had to do it. I would rather it had been someone else though.


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Scorpio
You're gonna have to explain it to me.
COBALT_Blue
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I simply couldn't. Don't make me blush. Harlequin will explain.


- Time to run and hide

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Scorpio
Nope, I'm not accepting that. Come on.
COBALT_Blue

Ah but Scorpio you are baiting me now. She really knows ya know.


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Harlequin
And Cobalt....you are soooooo on your own biggrin.gif
Scorpio
Now I feel like a stereotypical thick woman, and I dont like it. dry.gif
Scorpio
So I guess what you want to tell me is 'Mind your own fucking business'... as if that was what was actually in there?
COBALT_Blue
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And Cobalt....you are soooooo on your own 



Erm....thanks a bunch Harlequin


Scorpio your not blonde are you? I went out with an intelligent blonde once - a golden retriever.

Is this where I get banned?

PS: My own personal experience with blondes does neither confirm nor deny the intelligence of this shade of hair colouring of the female gender.

Can't we change the subject?

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Scorpio
Careful.. you're gonna offend the blondes here. No I'm not blonde or thick, thanks.
COBALT_Blue

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So I guess what you want to tell me is 'Mind your own fucking business'... as if that was what was actually in there?


I would never actually say that to a lady


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Scorpio
Why not? I wouldnt get offended by it.
teeo
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Scorpio your not blonde are you?


I'm not blond either - had me there you git.

IAC
Thankfully nobody yet!
Scorpio
My new boots are a bit too big. Ive gotta change them tomorrow dry.gif
Frere
Started chemistry coursework mad.gif
IAC
I bet that is interesting! unsure.gif
Frere
Rather watch paint dry
Dream
Only 37 minutes left on my Cyberpass and bl*ody KFC decides to start opening an hour later *Grrr* I get to the Library and find they don't open 'til late on a Wednesday, and then there's bother trying to get on the Computer I want sad.gif
Scorpio
Oh dear, not a good start to your morning, eh Dream. Hope it gets better as the days goes on.
Scorpio
I have to go to a two hour fire training session in a few minutes, but they wont be telling me anything I dont know. dry.gif
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