I forgot too, that just shows what a greedy barstool I am in saying that the normal £50.m that is normally on offer isnt enough

I got my right tit stuck in the basket at Iceland, dont ask, but it bloody hurt, i tried not to scream

sorry that tickled me, hope your tit is ok Beauty

and in a carpark the arrows on the floor go up and down the aisles with no entry signs etc, etc, now, you can get two double decker buses horizontally up these ailses and I went up the wrong way of one of these, purposelly, cos like I said I was in a carpark and it dosent matter really, its tescos go pitys sake not the city of London. Someone was coming at me then stopped, but instead of going round me they decided to sit facing me in some sort of stand off shouting about the arrows on the floor telling me i was facing the wrong way, I said 'and' I couldnt care less where the arrows were facing and to go round me and stop being such a banker , she refused, instead waiting for me to reverse back into the road, I refused and was just about to get out of the car to I dunno give her a peice of my mind for being such a jobsworth when I spotted one of the children i'm teaching sitting in the back seat , .

She went round me in the end after I gave her one of my famous middle finger salutes .

He couldnt see btw, he was looking out of the window and couldnt care less




its ok now but I felt a bit of a tit to be honest FBG

So all in all youv'e had a good days shopping then

I wanted to know if anyone volunteered to help free it

the idea of it being lubed up by fire brigade is good though aint it.

we've freed your lubed tit miss beauty, where shall we put it

This whisky is way too sweet

how can you read my post when you've blocked me ?

still , I understand, if you cant stand the heat get out of the kitchen

HANGOVERS big stinking HANGOVERS

DOES YOUR HEAD HURT. DOES SHOUTING MAKE IT WORSE.

EVERYTHING

I hate those kinda days.

(((hugs)))

sorry love don't think that will work today, but thank you for trying

some one starting something, and then not willing to finish it

hhmmm

to what do you refer? if its related to anything on here.i would nt knock yourself out about it.aint worth it
to upset your normally sunny nature.big hugs


but what p****s me off is ice being upset.

if you aint see it ,go to how you view members of board i posted pics of you yesterday.

chin up ice

I used to like Jessica simpson and watch 'the Newleyweds' marathon on MTV,

I dont like her anymore, I feel for nick

chin up ice, just be your happy go lucky self, dont let them wear you down darling

I second that

play with my sig ice! it will make you giggle

hugs for ice

someone who twists words and meddles and interferes and causes hassle.
someone else who toys with emotions.
and another someone who is a gobshite.

Whats p***ed me off today is that a friend i've had for 20 odd years passed away unexpectedly a few days ago, the family only managed to track me down this morning to tell me ..

I had'nt spoken to him for 3 years more or less, because of something that was said during the breakup of my last relationship or something someone else said ? that trivial i cant even justify reasons why we hadnt spoken for so long .

The last few years has been so bad and now this .. I kind of did a disappearing act for a while after i lost my mum and a few friends and just not been in touch.

22 years friendship gone.

My recent ex has been a bitch with me.

Wish she'd bugger off & leave me alone.

Someone who interferes .

its not interference its revenge

any way back to my gripe because thats importnat to me

messing up making a post ,snidey mouthy b******s ,not having holiday booked till april(sort that this week as im only going to work till wendesday) .thats about it for today.unless i think of summut else,but i doubt i will do that as it upsets my sunny nature.

Damn credit card companies

1 hour and 11 minutes into a new day , And someone has already pissed me off .

only 22 hrs 49 mins to go just ride the storm and ignore it.meant to quote tweek earlier just so pissed off got yours. sorry about that

aw no! cheer up!

woke up with a hard on...............but she'd already left for work

^ awwwww

Shit loads of work to do, which i've just took a break from.

i burnt me finger everyone

awwwww

and i had a massive argument last night so ive had no kip
and i got bruizes

Tired, bruised and a cut finger, well on the bright side, thing can only get better

are you saying he hit you?

nah doubt it im in for more i rekon when he finishes work




hmmmmm ill pm u dont want it all on here

oh no .. you ok ?

ye me finger is the least of me worrys lol
thankf for asking bedrock

What?

You're pregnant?

why is when women say 'thats the least off my worries' men assume pregnancy and assume its the worst thing that could happen

no im not pregnant lol
wish it was sumet so simple and nice!! lol

being ignored.

hi efFGee, i'm not ignoring you

thank you

sleeping in back of warrior on site in middle of field on my own .spooky i poo myself i will

that ive got to go now!!!
to get another shoutin at