Im sure theres an easier way to get time off work

There probably is I'll have to think of a glamorous disease, although when i'm reading through the medical encyclopedia, I've got an awful lot of symptoms for some really strange illnesses, I must be a walking medical marvel

That perv member FGB and his sick suggestions.

Being in bed watching Jeremy Kyle, and thinking to myself is this what being off work sick is like................I'd rather be at work

you should try the wright stuff much better viewing




you ok sally

Yeah you OK Sally, if u need a chat or anything


I'm now looking at the trailer trash that is Kerry Mcfadden/Katona whats good daytime viewing Ice , I don't do car booty, antiques, home design or Quincy type ones.

That'll be F....B....G!!!

Not nicking FBG's bum before it went

easy not nicking my bum

Being banned from putting up an avatar

its raining and arghhh my job sucks

that makes 2 of us

well thats that then. would of been nice to get a warning first

They dont do it like that on here, they hide.............apart from scorp she generally tells you

I think you have , and to be honest we do not need the hassle

Getting an appointment cancelled .

Its just common courtesy Biggles, we just think punishments should come with an explanation

whats it mean when your in the warned group as my warning meter aint gone up

DO U WANT IT TO?

Dunno, I suppose all those that are warned are put into the warned group to keep an eye on them



Well why shout at a member with a valid question ? Can we not discuss these issues with you ?

All the people in the warned group are no longer allowed avatars. You may not upload nor link to any. As long as you are in the warned group it will stay that way.

If rules are followed and not "stretched" then you will return to a normal member allowing full use of avatars. Warned members becoming members again will be the choice of the BUKF moderators.

No, i just dont understand what being in the warning group means. i thought that was what happened when you got to the end of your warn meter, and since me meter never moved i was curious as to what had happened

Thank you for making it clear, thats all we wanted

thank you for the explanation

Ahem!...perhaps now is not a good time for such sentiments?

[insert the "I've got my eye on you too" smiley here]

Being told i can go home, then finding a bloody big crane blocking up the carpark. its just sat there too because its to windy to move the portacabins. grrrr

you really want to know what f***S me off, well tough i am going to tell you,

bloody solicitors who lie through there back teeth to get out of trouble because they f***ed up


typical bloody professional f*****s

Doing absolutely nothing today and eating because I'm bored. I hate this being off sick shite, I wanna go back to work, I hate my job and I never thought I'd say that

being forgotten.

Bloody local trailer trash airing their dirty laundry for all to hear

Have some dignity woman,


you know she'll end up on the Jeremy Kyle show next week

nothing so far and i hope it satys like that

hahahah that's what you get!

Being tired cos i have toothache .

speaking when i should have been listening

waiting for the same stupid lawyer to do his job

A prefabricated bungalow from 1947. With (wait for this) steel walls, and the pipework all neatly hidden behind the walls. It had (what in 1947 were) state of the art metal kitchen units....welded to the wall.

Boss: Harlequin!...fit a new kitchen there please.ok?

Anyone really need to ask

not being able to use my matching avatar

nice sig and av easy, all aeons work ?

Sure are, had to slip her a bucket of cous cous for doing them, just dont let elladan know.

very nice, she has a talent there

yeah, a right talent for cooking cous cous, her art work aint to bad either.

knowing a mainstay of the forum is on a final warning. Can you imagine how quieter this place will be without him. there are other forces at work here

someone (or 2) dont like easy

People who seem to like arguing just for the sake of it! (though im more irked by it then pissed off!)

How could anyone not like Easy, He brightens up the place

I don't want to go to work today, I'm working with the laziest asshole on the company

yes that is the way to deal with an idiot, tell him

A phone convo with the mother in law...all about her drive that is going to be tarmac'd next week. I have had duller convos....but for now exactly when escapes me.

think i need a list today

paying £240 for a pair on vari-focal glasses

while in the optician, finding out i have glucoma

Leeds getting stuffed 4-0 at home to stoke

St Helens winning the grand final

Seeing Man u on top of the premiership

WH Smiths not stocking the latest Pet Shop Boys album

Eating healthier and not having a bacon buttie for breakfast

Forgetting to get some lottery tickets for the treble roll-over

Not being able to have a drink because of an early start at work tomorrow

Im sure that theres more, but im losing the will to type

Connection to the net is all over the place again