I love the technical terms there. Isnt it called a facia board?

looks like the maggot is gonna survive a bit longer till youve sorted it out

I dont do technical terms I leave that to the over paid cowboys who fix it

routers gone down at home, gonna have to buy a new one on the way home, and see how many hours it takes me to get this one to spring into life. cya later, if it works.

bye bye big boy

A rambunctious fellow student who swears and grunts and stamps her feets and disrupts the class because she makes mistakes when everyone is trying not to drop wax on their 'clients'!

Yes! We have no water...! Nearby water was turned off, without "realising" that it would "affect" us as well. F**kers. "It will be on again in 24 hours."

I have to do my night shift friday night

It's honking it down. The windows have to go in today and my pick-up is late.

Shoulda stayed in bed

"This is not just coffee, this is Knutsford coffee. The finest coffee beans have been hand picked and roasted to perfection, then ground between the buttocks of a temple virgin, flown by courier jet in vacuum sealed packaging. Given a police escort from the airport to the coffee shop, where some brain dead ex-student pours lukewarm water over it and serves it up in a polystyrene cup."


Oddly enough it still taste like Nescafe' instant.


But they charge you £1.65 for the damn stuff.

Ah M+S. I'm surprised they dont charge you 3 and 6, prices to match their fashion sense

there is a cement lorry right outside making one hell of a noise

MX records. Not my fault yahoo dont host them.. apparently

nothing... YET its easy to piss me off Soooooooooooooooooooo like i said YET

I have agreed to sift through twenty CV's from people looking for a job at my OH's company. I've got ten...she's got ten, but from what I've read so far we are on a fools mission trying to find someone on the strength of this crap presented to us so far.

Take the one in front of me now....She describes herself as "A young mother"...fine so far no problem with that, but she also states that she was in high school in 1973. Now I'm not ageist, but that's getting some real milage of of the phrase "young mother".

The next one is six pages long....not even gonna bother with that one.

Next time Harlequin tell her you've got a headache

why not post them on here, we will help you decide who should get the job

Take my word for it, if I had a scanner that would happen

(I'd edit any addresses and names...I'm not that! nasty )

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And another one.....

Considering the position is permanent.

"........Plans to emigrate later this year"

£60!!!


£60 to get flea stuff from the vets!

That pissed me off today

i think £60 to get a flea stuffed is a bargain

LMFAO!!

Can't be easy getting the sawdust up it's ass

Why on earth did it cost so much?!

Downloading the latest iTunes player...it's taking forever

Leeds losing again

Thought it might

from 3 nil down to 3-2 and all over them, thought we were gonna do it. what an anti-climax 4-2 was

Yeah I hate games like that, you have just got used to the fact that your gonna lose, then they nick a couple and you think ere we go............only to lose at the last

Just like watching England

valid point

Moving ! .

silent calls, yes my pet hate

bitching

ditto

People who are unable to think for themselves and do not have an original thought between them....same old, same old already done by others....

Like being back at homee watching the kids call names. just waiting for someone to say, he started, no i didn't see did.

having to take a ridiculous offer on my flat because im desperate to sell it

I know the feeling, ours was on the market for the best part of a year, sold it once at full asking and the buyer ended up pulling out, hopefully its sold now, exchange contracts this week *fingers crossed. The sad thing is, we had to accept a stupid low offer too, one that was even less the the offer we had within weeks of putting the house on the market, that we laughed at.

Having really bad wind in class but not being able to let it loose, I've got a stomach ache now and trapped wind

Sex, thats a good cure for trapped wind, Also with the draft, will save hubby putting in air con

Actually i missed the most important question, why. was it in a monastry where silence was golden or was it in another peace and quiet place like a library

Do you want us to all sit here with our fingers on our lips Easy let you have 5 minutes peace ?

and as for sex, don't be disgusting I don't do that

Finding out OH is working Christmas Eve, CHRISTMAS DAY and Boxing day


Is someone going to take pity on me and invite me and my children round for christmas ?

Finding out i've got to start work really early tommorow and Thursday .

self centred-ness.

Spening over an hour and a half on the phone and missing CSI miami

Being signed off for a week with Chicken pox , I'm toooo old

oh no how itchy

Carefull ice, dont talk to her, its very contagious you know

i have already had them so i am ok i think

being messed about and upset

So have I ..................this is my 3rd time

What pissed me off today was having some stupid sod spill a pint of lager down my front during my lunch-break at the pub. I had to go back to work soaked