The crisis resolution team keep phoning me to solve their OWN crises???

WTF???

Its 5pm and I still feel like I havnt woken up today.

Waiting ages for a bus only to have three come at the same time.

Whats p****ed me off today???


EVERYTHING!

Nothing really.. its been one of those rare days

My eldest boy, he is 17 and so imature like a lot of teenagers

don't being able to find a take away coffee house

just put the kettle on, lazy cow.

i did but couldn't find my filllter coffee so stick with instant, and to top it all the girl in the cake shop can not understand english and i have not got my veg pastry again why the hell would i want a meat one, silly young thing

an extra pasty for me then.

My mortgage has gone up ten pounds.. but in all fairness, it did go down about £6 a while ago

And now i've just found out two mortgage payments have come out this month

did you owe an extra month then ?

Nope. I changed bank accounts and when i called the building society to let them know, they said it was too late for the new details to register on their computer so i told them i'd send a cheque for september and the direct debit would start in october.. But it seems that all went wrong.

Scorp and Oolongcha giving me a hard time

Ha!...nicked that smiley

Keep laughing....I've nicked that one too

See, if you werent too scared of me to talk on msn, you'd get loads more

I don't think you're ready for me on msn

Oh come on, i've been yearning to see those naked feet live in action for ages

Bet it because you have to pay for the missing month on here

Bloody banks, I hate them

I'd be sending the bill to Biggles if thats the case and FBG, me too, i'll be on the phone to them Monday morning

I hate talking on the phone to the barstewards, they talk as if your money belongs to them



Millwall pissed me off today

Thought you would be used to that feeling by now.

I try to pretend i'm at work, and that way i get more confidence, and think of them on the other end as a piece of.. .. oh god i cant say that

its like having a son who cant fight, but is a boxer

you follow him everywhere watching his fights, knowing he will lose, but it still upsets you

Women..Well just one ! .

not finding out what babylon hatched from her egg

Just how hard is it to get someone to buy my engagement ring off me?

well you could try ebay or you could tell us about it first
did he spend alot, biggest stone you ever seen kind of thing
or out of one of them slot things you see in shopping centras

I know how much it cost him when he bought it, cos i ended up paying for it in a round about way I dont wanna sell it on here though and cant be arsed with Ebay. It wasnt cheap but then it was hardly three times his monthly wage either.

looks like you are struck with a second hand shop or the small ads then

The only second hand shops that buy things off you are run by pikeys and will give you pretty much nothing for it. I'll get some money out of the bastard one way or another

either that, or sell it to your next boyfriend in a sort of hinting way

Eww no, i dont like the damn thing

My turn.

It's not what's pissed me off today as much as what's gonna piss me off for the next two weeks. I've been given a "High visibility jacket" to wear for safety reasons on a site I'll be on.

Fine...such are the rules.

Cept it's a winter issue jacket and warm as anything...I've got to wear a padded jacket in summer.

It's also brand new and so luminous it can probably be seen from space!....I'm gonna be 100ft up a scaffold! who's gonna run me over up there?

Thats nowt, ive got to wear one, even when im in the middle of nowhere on my own, now that is stupid.

On this issue you have my sympathy

being thought of as the most psychological problematic person on the board, wheres zoro, i want to sue

My memory...it's playing up again

Can't remember who was talking about sense of humour failures

Oh, so it was a joke now. sorry, ha ha ha clunk, oh dear, i laughed my head off.

That's the trouble with humour...it's subjective.

*shrugs*

Sorry, from now on, when i see a personal attack, like all the ones that go on in the serious section, i will try to remember that its just subjective humor.

*sighs*

I wear one at work too sometimes. I love how warm they are. Dont know about yours but mine have the name of who i work for emblazoned all over the back and a bit on the front.. and yet people come up to me all the time asking me if i'm the buggy driver

having a migrane

I've been outmaneuvered by the OH again. One of the things stopping me having to a major renovation on the hall, stairs and landing, was the fact that her brother was doing the electrical work, and getting him and me both free to work at weekends was damn near impossible......so I've had a few months of "waiting for your brother dear. As soon as he runs the wires I can carry on "...or as I like to put it "weekends free".

But she pones me today to tell me she's got an electrician in to finish that part. (bitch!)


He's here now

He'll have it all sorted before Saturday

I know EXACTLY what the conversation over dinner is going to be about

Leaking f****** bedroon ceiling, blocked guttering on the flat bit of the roof