1-I got up for work
2-I don't have a boat
3-I'm 42
4-My trousers have shrunk around the waist....again!
5-I had to drive 50 miles to work!
6-I have to drivr 50 miles back home later!
7-I still don't have a boat..
8-I'm starting to get more interested in trains and less in sex!
9-The hole boat thing is really starting to get to me!!

not a good start to the day, well to help you with 2, 7, 9 , i will lend you my boat






things can only get better now

life in general

Paying a fortune for a plumber to mend a leaky radiator on Wednesday, only to have to pay him another fortune today to mend the leak that he was supposed to have fixed

I've not been sleeping too well, (and no i dont have a guilty conciencse ,) I keep dreaming about spiders jumping at me when i'm asleep and they are clicking their back legs, they are massive black fackers bigger than my hand. If anyone has an idea what this means, feel free to let me know please.

Its making me jump awake and my heart pounds in my chest

Some rather noisy twonks outside my house at 3am this morning! They woke me up!!

Though I can console myself with the fact that I reckon it's their car lying in the layby all smashed up

im used to that i live in front of a student village.......say no more

Thanks, the boat really helped!!

The day is officially over!

You can all switch off and do something else...I'm going back to bed, a place I should never have left this morning

I think i know what that means, but you might not want it said in public..

You should say what you think it is Scorpio, because there might be other people, having the same dream, and you could help them also.

Besides i want to know what it means also.

Fair enough.

It could be wrong, or it could be right. According to the site i use to help interpret dreams, it says that
Spiders in dreams symbolize feeling trapped in a stale or unsatisfying relationship
Now you can believe that if you want, or not. Its not what i think, just what the website says.

I have been feeling like the 'spark' has dissapeared lately, but i get bouts like that now and again, i think some people do when they have been in a long term relationship, btw, i said SOME

its the same old same old most of the time, and it sometimes feels stale but I get over that period and we start going out, start spending time together instead of being in the same room and not talking like we are now I think its difficult to try and keep the 'magic' alive all of the time, especially when we do have jobs, kids etc,


Thanks for that Scorpio, its helped

got to say it again silent calls

bt

HELPPPP

I've got one of those things from B.T . where i dont accept with-held numbers, so every number that gets through can be called back and displayed if you press 1471, i think its £10.00 a quarter,

you should don't have to pay to get them stopped i have already tried two schemes they run

a parking ticket

OH screaming at the top of his voice as soon as he walks in

Why, England havent just scored.

And he won't score if he carries on either

He don't stop, honestly he's like a common fish wife

tune him out, or feed him either way he will shut up

done and doing it

well all i can say is give him something else to think about give him a big kiss make him wonder why

the fact that i cant go anywhere and have a fu**ing opinion, that the P.C. brigade find it offensive that i speak the truth and speak my mind,

get a grip

i'm moving to America, where they have freedom of speech

And the PC brigade dont live over there?

I dunno, i thought the americas thrived on their freedom of speech, i thought thats what they had over us

iam angry cuz ididnt sleep very wall

why didnt you sleep well AP?

My finger getting entangled in my hair and being straightened! Bllody hurt that did!

first silent call of the day 8am i am not amaused,

a liar

Do you want to talk about it?

Thanks Rob but I'm okay

Good, hope you didn't mind me asking

Not at all!


Oooh also my telly dying one me pissed me off but I have just ordered a new one

a massive mobile phone bill

ntl

Catching my earring with my comb and sending the ball flying across the room and not being able to get it squeezed back in by myself!

My printers not working

*Thumps it*


*Thumps it again*

Sod it I'll use a pencil

It's going to be one of them days I can see it coming.

the same thing as half of the country

ronaldo..................pure wanker

I'm just trying to get p****d

This board, I'm bored. And peeps are really starting to piss me off. (oops nothing personal i'm sick of all boards at the mo)

Well I'm no prisoner, toodle peeps.

I keep scratching here but i never win

my boss.
he made vauge threats that if I won't work on sabbath, I'll be really sorry about it.

I think I'll quit my job...

Is your boss a Jew? Is it legal in Israel for an employer to condition continued employment or advancement on working on the Sabbath?

If it is legal, then report your boss to the Lubavitchers, the other Hasids and the Orthodox. I suspect a few phone calls threatening exposure will straighten out your boss real quick.

Good luck.

and cause him great hassle at work, look for another job than quit

I've lost my favorite working jeans

I was pouring drain cleaner acid down a sink drain and the damn stuff blew back all over my left leg of my jeans. It ate them away in about 30 seconds.

I've been walking around in a pair of jeans with only one leg all day.

Good job I had my t-shirt tucked in.

omg that is rather scary!

Is your skin okay?!

I hope you were wearing bicycle clips as well!