lol, with the rest of the stuff she has bought, its a bloody good dirty weekend im missing out on.

and will she be making this path................I think not, as usual the fella gets lumbered with all the graft

Cut my ankle and got blood all over my cream coloured sheets

how did you cut your ankle ?

Shaving my legs in the bath. I didnt realise it was bad til i saw blood dripping on the floor. Then walked into the bedroom and brushed against the sheets that were hanging down

You should just go natural and have some nice hairy legs then

I dont think so

Why not?

Would you like to caress a girls long hair legs?

I've always been interested in stories of the yeti

They arent that hairy

Well not anymore, you shaved remember

They never were that bad

Wheres the proof?

why not wax, saves on washing sheets

Do you know how painful waxing is? I only wax on one area

And proof.. i have none

Well I don't believe you then

Thats your problem

O RLY?

blunt razor, if sally uses mine I can always tell cos I cut myself to pieces

Ya rly

Really? Blunt means easier to cut? Cos this was a brand new one

I never cut myself with new ones, its always when they have been used a few times

what, your back?

Nope

her nasel hair

or is it your ear hair



I wax between my eyes, stops them joining

got to be some small and hard to shave, her toes

well Bilboa Baggins swears by it

Flu shot in two hours.

My arm hurts, there's a big sore lump on it OW


why has Admin Disabled my personal messenger?

My "friend" comes back from the Isle Of Man last night as a "surprise" - he comes round to my house, drinks my beer, sat on my couch, holding my PS2 controller, and proceeds to kick my ass at wrestling!!

Served him with a lifetime ban from ever entering my house again!

Freaking night racing, 12 hour shifts on a friday for me

bloody hell, 12 hours, thats a long race your running. hope you win

It shouldn't piss me off. Indeed, I should be used to it after 18 years of practice.

I should just accept that lawyers are generally assholes, the palatable ones a small minority.

At 4:30 on this beautiful, sunny, spring Friday afternoon in Manhattan, my adversary on a case faxed me a copy of a lengthy rebuttal he submitted to the court in connection with papers I submitted last week. You may say, so what? What makes my adversary a mega sphincter is that we are scheduled to go before the court on this matter this coming Monday. In other words, I will have to stay late tonight to prepare my response, and I may even have to come in over the weekend.

I can't help but be pissed off - particularly because I have never pulled this tactic on anyone.

Pete used to tell them where to go when that happened. Used to tell them to mention it to the judge who would be very pleased to hear it.

but it's a different system. In a lower court.

I've found out I have to get hep injections take cholera tablets with me and a tetnus injection before i leave. what the?

I hardly think it's likely you'll get Cholera or Tetanus here, its not as if your visiting the downtown, inner city council skanks is it, You might get bird flu or M.R.S.A but thats about it


I think i have hay fever

I got seriously done over by my brother-in-law at golf this afternoon..I mean I was WHUPPED!

hep injections and tetnus injection makes sense, you never know but cholera tablets a bit over the top.
mrsa is a problem not just in hosital but also in the commitunity.
has for hay fever thats a drag every year i have to reach for the pills someone please find a cure , tree and grass pollen set me off

the cholera tabs are in case Europe gets floods again

I get MSN working again and nobody wants to talk to me.
doesn't matter I'm a bit pissed anyway, I'd probably make no sense.

Since when did you ever make sense, (no i've not lost the plot its a joke)

i'd talk to ya hun, you know i would but i'm off to work now, so we'll catch up another time


ICE: someone said to me about i might have tree pollen hay fever, apparently it only last 6-8 weeks, i've never suffered before with hayfever thats why i'm confused as to why i have it now, i've got really swollen sore eyes, and they constantly water, the kids think i'm crying all the time , everytime i rub them i cant see or open them as they become so irritated, my nose feels bunged up, but its definately not a cold, i know what that feels like when i get it.

thanks for the info, i might have to get myself something from the pharmacy

hay fever is one of those things that can start at any age i am sorry to say or one plant can set you off

Leeds rhinos getting beat, goes along with leeds united getting beat too. not a good weekend.

I can't sleep:(

Trying to book a holiday over the net...with the missus in the hot seat and at the keyboard....

"Click there...no not there!...don't loose that page! go back, go back! book it...whadaya mean whose credit card are we using? We don't want that flight it stays in Frankfurt for 4 hours!...nope, we don't want to fly from Gatwick, I don't care how much cheaper it is. Nononon! You don't want to know about other offers in the future, they'll spam us to death!!! What's spam? what d'you mean what's spam? Look just click on continue, nobody reads ALL the terms and conditions!.

I need a beer.

... registering on this site then having to log off and go and cook dinner and being able to come back on again just in time to hear the words "is it bedtime? "!!

not having the fecking internet at home, takes the P sometimes.

oooooooo and someone has right p'd me off as well ....ooo great life what have i done to deserve this.

Irregularity. I'm not feeling "fresh" today.

If that's a reference to bowel movements....one has to ask if the internet needed to know of such matters