I will when I go home. Only five and a half hours to go

Can't you get your hands on some salt now? The sooner you start the better.

I suppose I could if I really wanted to but I dont like gargling in front of other people

I didn't suggest you do it at your desk and spit it in the bin!!

Yeah but no but yeah but no but..

If i do it in the kitchen or the toilets people might walk in and see

So what..........I'm sure people will be sympathetic if you tell them you are trying to ward off a sore throat.

I know.. but still

I'm going off somewhere else at 9 for about an hour and a half and yet again i'm wearing the wrong shoes for it

You haven't worn the flip-flops again have you??

Me? Flip flops?!!! You must be joking. No one see's my feet apart from in the bath!

I'm wearing my new boots again and i'm still wearing them in

Boots already.........it's only October.....it should be at least December before boots come out.

Right school beckons...........see you later!

Yeah but I have to leave home at 6 in the morning sometimes and my legs get cold

See ya later

Got word at 9am this morning that some HR witch over at HQ wanted some stats from my office to take to trust board by 10:30am - didnt think anybody at trust board knew we existed!!

P****d off at finally being discovered!

I've got a line full of washing out and its raining!

Shame

What?? Was there a typo??

uot = out

so what?? or should I say waht!

I just felt like doing it

You know what they say about little things pleasing little minds

Yes. I'm becoming like you aren't I.

It would seem so! Frightening thought isn't it?

It really is. I need someone to save me from my impending doom

Just think....you've got someone like Mark to look forward to!!

Should I get AB to bring the straight jacket now?

I wouldnt mind if I ended up with someone like him - Minus one or two minor traits. I'd consider myself very lucky.

Straight jacket now please

I think I need a bigger bucket than that!!

Thats not what I heard

I was talking sickness due to your last sycophanitc post

I know you were

But thats not very fair

sycophant \SIK-uh-fuhnt\, noun:
A person who seeks favor by flattering people of wealth or influence to their own advantage

I genuinely meant it

Bloody Hell!!

I must make sure he doesn't see that post or all I'll get is how lucky I am for the next few weeks!

BTW.........are you alowed to drink at work?

You're right he doesnt really deserve it after what he's been saying about you elsewhere But no I havent been drinking.. I think i must be delerious from lack of sleep.. that must be the reason for my last few posts

Go and sit in a dark corner for half an hour.........you'll soon be well again

I'm already doing that.. They said it might help the rocking movements. And these straps are stopping me slapping myself

Have you got enough gel on your head so the special hair straighteners work properly?

No. I'm wearing a big black mask with a metal hat and a wet sponge underneath it.

This chair is very comfy, and a nice man just prayed for me But why are there rows and rows of people looking at me?

Oh that sounds nice.........did the nice man make you your favourite dinner as well?

Yes and shaved my head. I was on the news too

Can you hear people outside chanting 'death to the bitch!'? I'm sure they don't mean you!

Well its DIE BITCH DIE, and thats what it said on the placards on the news too. But the nice man told me its not about me

I'm sure he's right!

Did the local priest stop by for a chat?

That was kind of him wasn't it?

Yes he did he prayed for me and said he'd look after Mr Jingles

Thats good...........are you sure that sponge is wet enough?

Its very wet, dripping down my face.. i can smell burning

Is someone smoking in there?

I dont know but I think they're cooking pork

Perhaps all the people are there for a barbecue?

I dont think so. They dont look very happy. Some of them are crying

Maybe thats cos they don't like pork. They may have been hoping for some chicken at least!

I can see blue lights and jesus is waving at me

Are you sure he's waving? He's not telling you to go away?