well put some socks on them

I took a different way home cos someone said it was quicker but I ended up taking a wrong turn which took me well out of my way. Never again..

was that someone male scorpio???

Yes

don't listen to em.....we talk a load of cobblers lol

Well I did take a wrong turn, i was the one at fault.. I dunno if the real route is shorter or not.. I dont fancy trying again though

if i win the lotto i'll get ya a tom tom ok

tom tom?

its a speaking sat nav darlin.....

oh! Nah i dont usually go places I dont know and if i do I'm usually ok with directions.. you can buy me an ipod instead thanks

hence the point of a sat nav...so yu CAN go to place u don't know....

Yes but i dont go to places I dont know that often, and when i do i usually have a map reader

righto...geez...lol

ipod nano it is then....


hey..do i get a prize for sending the most messages in 20 mins?

well umm.. you get your name on the top posters list of the day at the bottom of the front page

depends really on whether or not you think thats much of a prize

ohhhhh...lovely........

I thought you'd like it.

let me guess....you've topped it a few times yeh?

Yeah I'm sure I have in the past but its not an incentive or anything.. I just got it from being stuck at work for hours with nothing to do

plehhhh talking of work i'm back on tuesday...

why not tomorrow?

dad should be coming out of hospital tomorrow thats why

Did you tell me about this? Last you told me you have your family staying

he went back in, thursday week he had a hypo..blood sugar went low....nearly shit myself so i called the ambo

Blimey. So long as he's better now though..

well he's feeling a lot better so fingers crossed...and toes lol

hope he is ok

thanks minxi....dads a fighter alright.

There was a partial eclipse today and I saw none of it because of clouds.

servo assisted brakes

The old dear next door asked how old i was saturday, when i told her she said "oh dear, getting on a bit aren't we", i was waiting for the punchline, stupid old bitch didn't deliver it

AND.....................my barstward pikey mates are STILL moaning about the price of going to a bog standard italian this week, i'm not being funny BUT, my birthday is on the same date every year but all they want to do is go to a "cheap as chips" indian resturant. they moan when i suggest a £25. meal a head per person, jesus H, it can't get no cheaper, bloody pikeys, remind me to get better friends

I've got a stiff neck

Dunno what I've done. Its only come on in the last couple of hours. Probably from lying at an awkward angle watching telly in bed.

Pissheads that talk out their arse!

Cold feet and yet the heating is on high

He just made himself a coffee and didn't do me one!!

huh, scorpio, can i ask yuo if that is also a reference to me??

i was asking??, your not oblivious to whats going on around you, you are more friends with sally than me, i was only asking??

Yeah but how can cold feet and central heating be a reference to you?

I was only asking..............................for all thats gone on tonight can you not blame me for at least being a touch paranoid, apologies if you weren't referencing to me!!

Its fine. Any suggestions how I warm my feet up? I think I'll go get my hottie bottie

Its ok.. but thanks

my arse is very warm, many a winters night she has warmed her feet up on my arse

Armpits are warm too.. If i bend enough i can almost get my feet up there

thats it.........you bend over, while I snuggle up behind and warm my cold cock

Get the fuck off