Its not a repeat....a new dramatization. Might be worth a look instead of 7/7 - Attack on London which I'm sure will be really cheerful viewing.

My PC won't shut down. I've anti-virused it, restored it to earlier settings, but no matter what I do the damn thing starts up again.

I think my on-off button is buggered.

Anyone any other suggestions?

Have you used the button at the back of the tower to turn it off?

No...I didn't know there was one

Its very useful for if the PC ever freezes and you can't shut it down any other way...mines top right hand side......its like a light switch!

Can't you just pull it forward slightly and feel for it?

I'll just have to pull the plug out at reboot point.

Haven't you got room to slide your hand across the top and down the back??..the button is right at the top.

Checked mine..its not right at the right but just left of the Power cable.

Nope. Can't feel it. I'm snookered

That's what happens when I let Jo loose on my pc

All this messing because she e-mailed an exel file. I blame her. Still, it needs a new cd unit, this way she'll help with the cost...or else no pc.

Theres definately one there somewhere..............it may just be lower on yours.

Looks like you'll have to get the sledgehammer out to break it free

GRNAGHAGH!!! The damn thing won't even "hibernate" it still reboots!

Try www.symmantec.com...........they'll scan it for you and you can download a fix (its the people that make Norton)

sorry thats symantec.one m only

Thanks good link.
Update: WOW! loads of faults...I'll have to think about buying the full version.

It was so cold this morning when I got up I had to put the heating on!

Had get up early go shopping!

I am seriously pis*ed off that my Supermarket has stopped selling Organic Cow's Milk in waxed cardboard cartons, I can't seem to get this anywhere at the moment, but I'm not going to give up trying to find a new Supplier. If I get a Job the Supermarket will lose thousands *Grrrr*

People who assume I'm a mind reader

And are we supposed to know who they are?

Yes you're all supposed to be mind readers except for me

OK then.............I'm concentrating now!!

Good. Now once you've mastered it, come and replace me at work. Dont forget your fake cheesey smile as well or they'll complain

I'm concentrating...but all I'm getting is static.

Who's mind are you trying to tune into?

My own...So far. Nothing.

Scorpio. Post some of your work here...we can maybe help edit it or add to it in interesting ways.

Stepdaughters boyfriend keeps refering to me as "dude".

Shud be "landlord" or at best "mein furher".

Obnoxious little pr**k, needs to learn to bathe proper an all!

The Kids

Have just come in the door and there's a nice dead mouse waiting for me in the hallway............a present from the cat!

Arent you lucky

I'm not touching it!!

It can stay there till the kids get home.........one of them can move it.

My aunties cat brought in a dead rabbit once

You're lucky...ours insist on bringing them back alive and dropping them on the carpet when you're watching tv...great fun.

Normally they are alive but I chase her out and she tortures them in the garden but she must have bought this one in through the kitchen window!

I've run out of margerine

Use Mayo

Nah i only have the lowest fat stuff and its too sweet.

put some salt in it

Thats too much effort

Not as much effort as going down the shop and getting some more

Well I have to go out later anyway so i'll get some then

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Rain - - - I got wet standing out-side the school and now my hair looks bad.

My lip got bust open playing football with the lads