i agree with the first but not the second. i spend at a minimum of 60 hours a week out side my room not counting weekends.

Whats that school??.trips to the loo??

mmmm no just school i didn't add up my loo breaks.

what i'm trying to say is my life style is fine. hey i'm still alive arn't I?

Oy! It's me who makes your life style good .....remember that shithead,

hahahahaha living with you as prepared me for when they take me away to the building with white on the walls and those nice comfortable long sleeve jackets

U work all morning (well one morning out of 365) trying to help people out and get them staff and make wards safer places to work and then you find out that some bright spark with the communication skills of a mute, deaf maggot has duplicated shift requests and the unit is now completely over staffed next week!!!!

Shit you poor bastard!

YOu got room for Alphasentry?

can they fulfill the how nurse fantasy?

YOU LITTLE SHIT ...... BE POLITE...

OOh he mentioned 'HOW'... very freudian...... He really needs you guys

dam i don't wanna go to that place then. find one where it's all really hot nurses in miniskirts and i'll be there.

Sorry About, He's hormonal

that really sucks. they shouldn't be banned and more hot people should start being nurses so that ugly people like me have something good to look at while we get better.

Wanna give him advice It's sorely needed at the mo.

YOu're on the other side of the world, give him some advice that everybody really does go through this......


First girlfriend blues etc.... be kind.

fair enough.

so i make my own mental hospital. you can be the head nurse or doc (wat eva you prefer) and all the nurses will be pretty people that can be used as sacrifices if the event ever comes up when we need sacrifices.

i've needed it for a long time.

it'll be like a vacation.

*Grrr* My maple syrup got a huge green slimy thing growing in it

Harddrive had to be wiped yesterday and I can't find the disk for Mahjong!!

Sven Goran flippin Eriksson being all over the front pages of the papers simply because he's a randy little git.

THIS IS NOT NEWS!


I WANT NEWS ABOUT WORLD AFFAIRS, NOT TITTLE TATTLE ABOUT A FOOTBALL COACH!

My mouse.............its really slow even though I've just cleaned it

Thats you Stuart!!!

and there's always a ginger one

When in Rome etc

so do you come from a long line of ginger gorilla's

It's just a bad photo. Light at the wrong angle, inept photographer, wrong time of day...would they listen? No! They would not, and now everyone thinks my dad was an orangutan. I wanted a part in "Gorillas in the mist", but this damn photo scuppered my chances. I'll try to find a more recent one.

I think you should have gone for a part in "Gorilla's in the red mist" you would have been successfull then

There...you can see the results of the dye job I had done now.

very striking HQ, when we hit the clubs the lady Gorilla's will be all over us

MSN Messenger @#$^%$^#$% grrrrr

Damn I turned into a gorilla ! who did that?

My pc don,t wanna play anymore
Am using another one its slower than
the second comming and server keeps
dropping out
Look like buying new pc next week

bloody teenagers, bloody teachers, Bloody do gooders!

Its cold, wet and windy....need I say more

Having loads of f****n work to do so far this week!

Oh the shame of it.............1 week out of 52 and you're moaning

Apparently it's the shape of things to come from now on, there is a real danger I will become one of those people who logs back onto the forum one day and has to start a thread titled "Hey I'm Back.." and nobody replies because nobody remembers them!

You've had it easy for too long, thats your problem

I'm thoroughly pis*ed off that the local Sainsbury's have stopped selling semi skimmed Organic Milk in Cartons and will only sell it in polybottles. That's the reason I stopped shopping at Tesco's. The Supermarkets are starting to be more trouble than they're worth. When I get an Income of some sort I'll have to find a new source of Milk now that will be less conveniently located