I'm all alone in the house Had a bottle of wine listened to some music went to bed at 6.30 and now I'm up too early. Bugger!

I'm all alone
there's no one beside me.

Dum diddy dum dum.

My children have heard HEY JUDE and are now hooked on it.

But obviously being kids they only sing the end bit

If I here NAAAH NAAAH NAH NAH NAH nAh nAH .........I'll SCREAM!


Can't find my good bra now I have to wear the one that's going to pinch me all night

My screen is playing up!!

England not winning the cricket

Inlaws, Alcohol, sullen, HELP!

So when do I slash my wristts.

It's not their fault Hubbys being a prick.

Oh god let the earth swallow me up

my monitor

Still the monitor.......thank f*** someones coming to change it tomorrow!!

So come on then what's up with the monitor?

you name it!!

keeps blacking out.......mixing pages, locking...its a pain in the arse!

Mr Observant!!

Weeks ago!

My parents are thinking about divorce. I dunno what to do. I don't want them to get a divorce because it's just horrible, but I want them to get a divorce because they will be much happier. I really hate this and I can't stop crying. I can't talk to any of my friends except one but he's not online. I dunno what to do.

Gonna have to stop this work stuff so I can keep up with the forum you know!

I'm pricing one up right now!

Sorry to hear about it tho Kitty!

Waking up at four in the morning to take son to ski trip bus

Went home last night to find the lazy arse stepdaughter hadnt lifted a finger all day and done no housework. Had to start hoovering and tidying up b4 I could eat grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

You know....that thing you did to impress the computer man!!

Lost all my favourites since the PC was fixed and now I have to hunt them down again!!

Why am I relating to those two last posts.

Whilst bookmarking this pages I've put it in as Bust Uk and I don't know how to change it!!

Oh dear something is wrong with me.

Nothing's pissed me off today.

Silly Postwoman pushing a neighbours mail through my letterbox, then knocking me up to get it back

You're lucky your post comes that early....if we get ours by 11am we're lucky!

Read it again Browny...............SHE!!

LOL Well send her here!

Oh shit it's a SHE? .......She knocked you up .......WOW we've come a really long way in THe postman always rings twice

Hey Babylon i think thats really really funny

Babylon to be fair are you aware of the expression of "being knocked up"?

Well Babylon have you? Your lurking Babylon

I have to pick up my mail. at 10.00 am onwards.

9.30 isn't too early to have some one knocking though.

It is if you didn't get to sleep till 5

try a farmer coming round to pick up a lamb feeder at 6.00 am. He's been up all night and thinks everybody else is too.

what the hell you doing up till 5.00 am?

time to find a new job me thinks


do what I do put a 'Night shift worker', 'do not disturb' sign on the front door.

Waz any of the mail for you Babylon?

Just the normal junk mail

you know what pisses me off all the time?

people who think that the advice they are giving is actually helping you.

It's called 'support' darling. It's a way of making you feel that they are there for you, not to make you feel better. but that in itself should make you feel better.
Better than having nothing.

ahh yes but i like my solitude. and that's why i'm not gonna get married unless i have no other opttion:D cos you lose your solitude.

Shit your father has had more of an influence on you than I thought.


Fatgirl slap him around a bit will you.

Your still young, don't think about that kind of shit yet. Leave it think about that kind of stuff later.

oh i know that and i will but i do prefer my solitude. thats why i spend so much time in my room with heavy metal blaring.

Very teenegerish very unhealthy