Full Version: Whats P***ed you off today???
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Only just realised Rocky is on and have missed most of it!!
| QUOTE (fatgirlgreen @ May 7 2005, 11:54 PM) |
| Only just realised Rocky is on and have missed most of it!! |
Don't worry Fatgirlgreen because I knew it was on and I missed it on purpose.
It could have been worse and that I forgot it was on and actually watched it. Now that would be sad! 
Voice.
i got p***** off coz i made a sandwhich too big for my mouth and it all fell apart!
God damn sandwhich
God damn sandwhich
| QUOTE (misspickle @ May 8 2005, 06:15 PM) |
| i got p***** off coz i made a sandwhich too big for my mouth and it all fell apart! God damn sandwhich |
MissPickle
| QUOTE (misspickle @ May 8 2005, 07:15 PM) |
| i got p***** off coz i made a sandwhich too big for my mouth and it all fell apart! God damn sandwhich |
How big was your mouth? Or how small was the sandwich? Or were you putting it in the wrong end? I presume you do know which end you are supposed to use for eating?
Voice.
having to do a stock take at 8am on a sunday!
xx
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| QUOTE (sexqueen @ May 8 2005, 09:22 PM) |
| having to do a stock take at 8am on a sunday! xx |
Oh I can imagine the thrill of doing that still
I used to stock take on Thursday evenings after the
shop had shut, what a nightmare that was
we only have to do it every 6 months thank god
The labourer i arranged for didn't turn up so i had to do everything myself. and i ache like f****.
and i ache like f****.
What pissed me off today is the same thing that made me happy... sort of.
I pulled my wallet out and noticed some money missing. Suddenly somebody tapped me on the shoulder and said did you drop this. A man was holding a five pound note in his hand. How many people would have done that? Of course I thanked him. But I was annoyed with myself.
Voice.
I pulled my wallet out and noticed some money missing. Suddenly somebody tapped me on the shoulder and said did you drop this. A man was holding a five pound note in his hand. How many people would have done that? Of course I thanked him. But I was annoyed with myself.
Voice.
i'm having to pay someone to do a job i started cos i have an op tomoro' and wont be able to work for a week.
If you are having an ob tomorrow then I wish you a speedy recovery. You are just the right balance for me... so hurry back my friend. 
Voice.
Voice.
The other half coming home during his lunch, whilst i'm in the middle of decorating the living room (take note of who does the diy in our house 
) winds the dog up so she's running around like a loon, who then rubs herself across the wet paint, he then leaves to go back to work . I have to bath the dog to get the paint off her and then resume. MEN!!!!
) winds the dog up so she's running around like a loon, who then rubs herself across the wet paint, he then leaves to go back to work . I have to bath the dog to get the paint off her and then resume. MEN!!!!
| QUOTE (voice @ May 8 2005, 07:33 PM) | ||
How big was your mouth? Or how small was the sandwich? Or were you putting it in the wrong end? I presume you do know which end you are supposed to use for eating? Voice. |
it was a big fat roll thing- and well i have a pretty big mouthlol
but it was a rather large roll so.........
| QUOTE (Charlie381 @ May 10 2005, 03:21 PM) |
| The other half coming home during his lunch, whilst i'm in the middle of decorating the living room (take note of who does the diy in our house ) winds the dog up so she's running around like a loon, who then rubs herself across the wet paint, he then leaves to go back to work . I have to bath the dog to get the paint off her and then resume. MEN!!!! |
What sex is the dog? Or is it a bitch?
Voice.
| QUOTE (misspickle @ May 10 2005, 03:24 PM) | ||||
it was a big fat roll thing- and well i have a pretty big mouthlol but it was a rather large roll so......... |
How large and how large was your mouth? I bet you tried to put it in sideways? Wrong... Get a sledge hammer and smash it to bits. That should do the trick.
Whilst hoovering I have just knocked off the flap on the PC tower where you plug in controllers for games................why does he just leave things when he's finished with them instead of outting them back as they should be. It'll be my fault of course!!
Yesterday - which is not today - my speakers weren't working so I took everything apart... nothing. That was until I realised the speaker plug wasn't in. Clever!
Voice.
Voice.
| QUOTE (voice @ May 11 2005, 03:24 PM) |
| Yesterday - which is not today - my speakers weren't working so I took everything apart... nothing. That was until I realised the speaker plug wasn't in. Clever! Voice. |
im p***** as i broke my wrist a few wks ago and i find it difficult to do the simpliest of things 
| QUOTE (crazy irish @ May 11 2005, 04:31 PM) |
| im p***** as i broke my wrist a few wks ago and i find it difficult to do the simpliest of things |
so your boyfriend is p***** aswell then
| QUOTE (FBG @ May 11 2005, 03:36 PM) | ||
so your boyfriend is p***** aswell then |
nah he was at home wen i done it then he broke up with me wen he got bak. but not bcuz i broke my wrist.
| QUOTE (xxxx @ May 11 2005, 04:29 PM) | ||
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Thank you XXXX, I know your heart bleeds for me!
Voice.
| QUOTE (crazy irish @ May 11 2005, 04:38 PM) | ||||
nah he was at home wen i done it then he broke up with me wen he got bak. but not bcuz i broke my wrist. |
bet it was cos of that
.................he could see the foreplay going downhill
| QUOTE (FBG @ May 11 2005, 03:45 PM) | ||||||
bet it was cos of that .................he could see the foreplay going downhill |
it wudnt of i broke my left wrist and im right handed. plus since breaking up i havent had any complaints from other guys bout my foreplay, infact i get complimented
spose its ok for blokes that only need one hand
u that big u need 2 hands?
| QUOTE (crazy irish @ May 11 2005, 04:52 PM) |
| u that big u need 2 hands? |
only in my dreams luv
its more a case of get the tweasers out
| QUOTE (FBG @ May 11 2005, 03:53 PM) | ||
only in my dreams luv its more a case of get the tweasers out |
ah poor u lol
| QUOTE (crazy irish @ May 11 2005, 04:54 PM) | ||||
ah poor u lol |
i've got a 15 inch tongue though
im sure the ladies love that!
dont know any ladies, been with the same woman 17 years, and if she was a lady I would'nt of married her
I was just about to choke!
| QUOTE (Evil_Kitty12 @ May 11 2005, 05:40 PM) |
| I was just about to choke! |
I just had a nose bleed...
| QUOTE (Evil_Kitty12 @ May 11 2005, 07:09 PM) | ||
I just had a nose bleed... |
Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Has it stopped now?
Voice.
| QUOTE (voice @ May 11 2005, 06:32 PM) | ||||
Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Has it stopped now? Voice. |
Yeah, but then I fell off my chair and hurt my ass real baadd...
| QUOTE (Evil_Kitty12 @ May 11 2005, 07:33 PM) | ||||||
Yeah, but then I fell off my chair and hurt my ass real baadd... |
So now you've got a bad head? Don't worry, it will get better. Lucky you didn't fall on your bottom. Then you might have hurt yourself.Voice.
I think I have been bloody caught on a Police speed camera outside Coupar Angus, I should know that the police regulalry post a speed trap there, it is a bypass of the village but they cut the speed down to 30 mph, you can actually go through the town quicker doing 30 than going the bypass.
| QUOTE (IAC @ May 11 2005, 10:18 PM) |
| I think I have been bloody caught on a Police speed camera outside Coupar Angus, I should know that the police regulalry post a speed trap there, it is a bypass of the village but they cut the speed down to 30 mph, you can actually go through the town quicker doing 30 than going the bypass. |
You know what that means? Points... and what do points make? Yes, prizes. So, I wonder what sort of prize you are going to get through the post then?
Voice.
You haven't sprayed Spraymount on your number plate then??
| QUOTE (fatgirlgreen @ May 12 2005, 10:51 AM) |
| You haven't sprayed Spraymount on your number plate then?? |
I haven't... but thanks for telling me as I'll try it. But first I'll have to get a car.
A shower that's all we got!!!!!
That's not rain!
Shit....We've got 1/4 of a tank left.......
go on, tell me how much your troubles are effecting you .
Then compare it to...... NO WATER.
And I saw a friend of mine who is recovering from a tumor on the brain and then straight after that I'm reminded of another that has breast cancer and about to lose all that beautiful long blonde hair of hers.
I'm humbled into thinking my troubles aren't that bad so I'll take it out on you guys.
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! You have no idea how hard I'm banging these keys.
That's not rain!
Shit....We've got 1/4 of a tank left.......
go on, tell me how much your troubles are effecting you .
Then compare it to...... NO WATER.
And I saw a friend of mine who is recovering from a tumor on the brain and then straight after that I'm reminded of another that has breast cancer and about to lose all that beautiful long blonde hair of hers.
I'm humbled into thinking my troubles aren't that bad so I'll take it out on you guys.
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! You have no idea how hard I'm banging these keys.
| QUOTE |
| AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! You have no idea how hard I'm banging these keys. |
Well, it's got to be better than banging your head against the wall...at least your fingers can't get bruised...or I don't think so!!
I don't have much to grumble about either although I did hurt my back in work today....and now it twinges every time I move....ouch!! So that's what's pi**ed me off today!
i had to get up
| QUOTE (ribs @ May 12 2005, 09:12 PM) | ||
Well, it's got to be better than banging your head against the wall...at least your fingers can't get bruised...or I don't think so!! I don't have much to grumble about either although I did hurt my back in work today....and now it twinges every time I move....ouch!! So that's what's pi**ed me off today! |
Well.... if it hurts when you move your back then don't move it. Simple really. I'm surprised that you didn't think of that in the first place. After all, you are a woman... the superior sex and all that. I thought of it and I am only a male... the weaker sex (that is mentally).
So get with it and start acting like your species. That sort of talk will give men ideas that could put them above their station. And we don't want that,do we? Of course not Ribs.
| QUOTE |
| Well.... if it hurts when you move your back then don't move it. Simple really. I'm surprised that you didn't think of that in the first place. After all, you are a woman... the superior sex and all that. I thought of it and I am only a male... the weaker sex (that is mentally). So get with it and start acting like your species. That sort of talk will give men ideas that could put them above their station. And we don't want that,do we? Of course not Ribs. |
Well, Voice....because we are women and superior in every sense, we override the pain and do just get on with it in a way that few men can comprehend...because as we all know, men are just overgrown babies who expect sympathy at every turn...so don't look behind you cos you never know what you might see!! As for stations....if you want to go somewhere...don't go by train, it's too slow and expensive...shake yer wings out, but don't fly too close to the sun....remember Icarus!
And nothing at all has pissed me off today....nothing at all....and it's Friday 13th...so that can't be bad...in fact it's been better than most days just lately. So I'm happy!!
14th May - Rude, ignorant and patronising people piss me off big time.....and it's only 10.40am!!! this does not bode well for the rest of the day!! 
| QUOTE (ribs @ May 13 2005, 09:34 PM) | ||
Well, Voice....because we are women and superior in every sense, we override the pain and do just get on with it in a way that few men can comprehend...because as we all know, men are just overgrown babies who expect sympathy at every turn...so don't look behind you cos you never know what you might see!! As for stations....if you want to go somewhere...don't go by train, it's too slow and expensive...shake yer wings out, but don't fly too close to the sun....remember Icarus! |
Ribs,
I can't argue, after all, you are a woman. On that count you'll beat me everytime.
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