Full Version: Whats P***ed you off today???
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computers
everytime ive been back theres noone around
| QUOTE (harley_davidson @ Apr 14 2005, 10:10 PM) |
| I WENT FOR A JOB THE OTHER DAY AS AN ORGAN GRINDER BUT I COULD NOT FORM A WORKING RELATIONSHIP WITH THE MONKEY. |
What was the job?
Voice
Everything.
I've had a shit day and I want to go home
I've had a shit day and I want to go home
BET IT STUNK
as hubby to get me some filler for around the bath silly sod forgot the nozzle bit that goes on the end
SO DID HE SEND YOU BACK TO GET IT BEFORE HE PUT YOU TO WORK TO DO THE JOB
ARGH! I TRYING TO USE FLASH TO MAKE A SHORT MOVIE BUT IT'S TOO CONFUSING! 
Man.utd winning
I get wet today - and I was only on my bike.
Voice.
Voice.
"I get wet today"? That doesn't make sense. Or bad grammer. Jesus! There are some tossers on here. If I do say so myself.
Voice.
I got wet today - which was yesterday, not today because today I haven't been out on my bike - yet!
Voice.
I got wet today - which was yesterday, not today because today I haven't been out on my bike - yet!
When I went to my drama club today at school I found out we are going to do a short play about Greece... I was really excited and wanted to get the lead role so I asked my teacher about it and she said that only the year 9s are doing the play! That REALLY REALLY REALLY SUCKS!
That REALLY REALLY REALLY SUCKS!
EEEK!! She's gone shopping to John Lewis's for "an ornament for the bedroom"...they cost a bloody fortune there!!
| QUOTE (Harlequin @ Apr 18 2005, 05:17 PM) |
| EEEK!! She's gone shopping to John Lewis's for "an ornament for the bedroom"...they cost a bloody fortune there!! |
have you started on the rest of the house yet
then she can buy ornaments for every other room
| QUOTE (FBG @ Apr 18 2005, 05:26 PM) |
| have you started on the rest of the house yet then she can buy ornaments for every other room |
Don't encourage her...please.
| QUOTE (Harlequin @ Apr 18 2005, 05:28 PM) | ||
Don't encourage her...please. |
well lewis's might be doing a buy one get one free
| QUOTE (FBG @ Apr 18 2005, 05:29 PM) |
| well lewis's might be doing a buy one get one free |
Hmph...Fat Chance!
If she comes back with one of those Royal Doulton naff tart figurines, it's going straight through the window! I won't have em in the house! I won't I tells you!!
I had a good dream - that is until I woke up. That really p*ssed me off today.
Voice.
When we are talking about dreams and waking up then we really do have problems. But at least I am in the right place to have them. When others are talking about John Lewis then anything I say sounds normal (and that is really worrying).
Voice.
When we are talking about dreams and waking up then we really do have problems. But at least I am in the right place to have them. When others are talking about John Lewis then anything I say sounds normal (and that is really worrying).
bloody gravy lumpy again
I was driving home early Sunday morning through Bakersfield
Listening to gospel music on the colored radio station
And the preacher said, "You know you always have the
Lord by your side"
And I was so pleased to be informed of this that I ran
Twenty red lights in his honor
Thank you Jesus, thank you lord
I had an arrangement to meet a girl, and I was kind of late
And I thought by the time I got there she'd be off
She'd be off with the nearest truck driver she could find
Much to my surprise, there she was sittin in the corner
A little bleary, worse for wear and tear
Was a girl with far away eyes
So if you're down on your luck
And you can't harmonize
Find a girl with far away
And if you're downright disgusted
And life ain't worth a dime
Get a girl with far away eyes
Well the preacher kept right on saying that all I had to do was send
Ten dollars to the church of the sacred bleeding heart of Jesus
Located somewhere in Los Angeles, California
And next week they'd say my prayer on the radio
And all my dreams would come true
So I did, the next week, I got a prayer with a girl
Well, you know what kind of eyes she got
So if you're down on your luck
I know you all sympathize
Find a girl with far away eyes
And if you're downright disgusted
And life ain't worth a dime
Get a girl with far away eyes
Listening to gospel music on the colored radio station
And the preacher said, "You know you always have the
Lord by your side"
And I was so pleased to be informed of this that I ran
Twenty red lights in his honor
Thank you Jesus, thank you lord
I had an arrangement to meet a girl, and I was kind of late
And I thought by the time I got there she'd be off
She'd be off with the nearest truck driver she could find
Much to my surprise, there she was sittin in the corner
A little bleary, worse for wear and tear
Was a girl with far away eyes
So if you're down on your luck
And you can't harmonize
Find a girl with far away
And if you're downright disgusted
And life ain't worth a dime
Get a girl with far away eyes
Well the preacher kept right on saying that all I had to do was send
Ten dollars to the church of the sacred bleeding heart of Jesus
Located somewhere in Los Angeles, California
And next week they'd say my prayer on the radio
And all my dreams would come true
So I did, the next week, I got a prayer with a girl
Well, you know what kind of eyes she got
So if you're down on your luck
I know you all sympathize
Find a girl with far away eyes
And if you're downright disgusted
And life ain't worth a dime
Get a girl with far away eyes
When I went shopping yesterday, there was no white toilet rolls left.......so I had to buy pink. Thats really annoyed me as I don't like coloured toilet roll. A bit anal I know (pun very much intended) but i only like the white stuff!!
Urgh! I spent half a hour trying to teach one of my mates to use the internet! I don't understand how anyone could be so dumb. 
....she doesn't even know how to check her e-mail.
....she doesn't even know how to check her e-mail.
speed camera's
naughty fatboy tut tut! 
It must be cool to know how to drive! 
it is, until you come across the other pr**ks on the road
My mate wants a pink monster truck
*Mumbles*
Gotta spend the day shopping...don wanna go
Gotta spend the day shopping...don wanna go
Give us your money and I'll go for you!
| QUOTE (fatgirlgreen @ Apr 19 2005, 09:23 AM) |
| When I went shopping yesterday, there was no white toilet rolls left.......so I had to buy pink. Thats really annoyed me as I don't like coloured toilet roll. A bit anal I know (pun very much intended) but i only like the white stuff!! |
There is nothing wrong with a bit of anal. The problem comes when you decide to stick the toilet roll and you can't think of any good ideas.
Voice.
I hate my parents!
| QUOTE (Evil_Kitty12 @ Apr 24 2005, 05:17 PM) |
| I hate my parents! |
I think most people your age (and older) have the same thought...
They love you really
My 6 year said he hoped I'd die today just cos i wouldn't let him go to the park with his friends and his cousin (who is as thick as pigshit! and cannot be trusted).
Ain't it great being a mum!!
(He did come crawling back apologising later)
Ain't it great being a mum!!
(He did come crawling back apologising later)
| QUOTE (Evil_Kitty12 @ Apr 24 2005, 05:17 PM) |
| I hate my parents! |
Kitty,
You shouldn't hate your parents. Think of the trouble they had getting you here. So much work and so little respect. Be gracious in defeat. They've won and you've lost, that is the real problem. Be a woman and stand up to be counted. After all, you only have one set of parents.
Voice.
| QUOTE (voice @ Apr 24 2005, 07:24 PM) | ||
You shouldn't hate your parents. Think of the trouble they had getting you here. |
Yeah, I know. I've watched Casualty before
Holby City's the one for that!
They keep pushing me to do stuff. I like acting but I hate dancing and they make me do it no matter how much I beg them not to. I hate them!
If its something you're good at though it would be a real shame if you gave it up.............you may regret it in years to come...............and it is a good way to keep fit!
Meh..I'm good at it...but I don't enjoy it
Maybe you could agree to keep it up for another year or so to keep them happy but then get them to agree to let you stop if you're still really not enjoying it!
Yeah, I could try but they won't listen and they won't let me stop
You have to sit them down and discuss it rationally without losing your rag! If you go into one they probably won't listen but if you stay calm and give all your reasons for not wanting to carry on they may do!
I've been there with my son giving up something he was really good at. I didn't want him to cos i thought he'd regret it and he may still do yet but in the end it was his decision much as I thought he was wrong!
I've been there with my son giving up something he was really good at. I didn't want him to cos i thought he'd regret it and he may still do yet but in the end it was his decision much as I thought he was wrong!
| QUOTE (Evil_Kitty12 @ Apr 24 2005, 08:54 PM) | ||||
Yeah, I know. I've watched Casualty before |
Kitty,
Shouldn't you have been in bed when that came on?
Or have you got a TV in your bedroom and your mum and dad thought you were sleeping? Naughty girl! No wonder they are annoyed with you. A smacked bottom for you my dear girl (that also probably means no sweets for you if they find out). Voice.
My parents never take me serious even if I act calm and level headed about it. I'm stuck with dancing until I turn 18 I bet!
Mind you if you want to be an actress the more skills you've got under your belt the better.............so dancing may be a pain but it could turn out to be a very valuable tool for you in the future
| QUOTE (voice @ Apr 24 2005, 08:15 PM) | ||||||
Kitty, Shouldn't you have been in bed when that came on? Or have you got a TV in your bedroom and your mum and dad thought you were sleeping? Naughty girl! No wonder they are annoyed with you. A smacked bottom for you my dear girl (that also probably means no sweets for you if they find out). Voice. |
I've only seen it once and I was at my friends house. I love sleepovers!
| QUOTE (fatgirlgreen @ Apr 24 2005, 08:18 PM) |
| Mind you if you want to be an actress the more skills you've got under your belt the better.............so dancing may be a pain but it could turn out to be a very valuable tool for you in the future |
I guess..
So you could end up thanking them in the long run although it doesn't seem like it now
| QUOTE (Evil_Kitty12 @ Apr 24 2005, 09:18 PM) | ||||||||
I've only seen it once and I was at my friends house. I love sleepovers! |
Kitty,
I am sure you do. It is one way of learning something you shouldn't. But then again that is probably half the fun. You are only young once. You might as well enjoy yourself.
So... what sort of dancing do you do? Modern or classical?
Voice.
| QUOTE (voice @ Apr 24 2005, 08:23 PM) | ||||||||||
Kitty, I am sure you do. It is one way of learning something you shouldn't. But then again that is probably half the fun. You are only young once. You might as well enjoy yourself. So... what sort of dancing do you do? Modern or classical? |
Modern.....fortunately
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