Hurry up! The cleaners want to vac the floor.

Vac around her, things shouldn't be rushed

Make sure the cleaner understands that. I don't want them banging me in the head

I'll make sure they don't, they'll put me off my life saving

Ouch!!

The damn cleaner hit me

*chases after the cleaner with a dustpan*

come back herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre!

I don't think the cleaner spoke English

¡vuelto aquí!
hier teruggekomen!
revenu ici !
hier zurückgekommen!
ritornato qui!
come back здесь!

Hopefully that'll do

I hope you pronounced all that properly

Of course i did, multi-talented me

waking up at 4.44am and not beng able to get back to sleep. got up at 6am when today I could have layed in till 8am.

Heel hurting morer than yesterday

not really pissed off just uber bored

Some bitch of a staff nurse has just been on the phone and told me our department is useless and she is sick of sick of doing my job for me! Yeah and I am sick of deterministic clinically-centric nurses like you!

I had a fever today and my whole body was aching!

I have had a really busy day, I have worked about 10 hours GGRRRR! *rant over calm now*

Its Saturday and I still wake up at 5am. Got up at 6 again as I was wide awake!

I missed the bus, then I had to wait another hour till the next one came....

Got a head cold. ( no ladies i'm not feeling sorry for myself and i'm not getting pampered )

everyone commenting on how nice sunday lunch was when they knew i couldn't taste a thing

Just found out that I have a throat infection.

Alfie walking around and talking with his bloody Darth Vader helmet on!!! The heavy breathing gets really irritating after a while.

I'm still ill.

i was at dentist today....

how much do they charge to polish falsies these days

no idea....

My Aunt died this morning.

oh no, sorry mate............my thoughts are with you mate

Thanks buddy.


love the new av.

so do I, found it on some av site, I get bored with them after awhile

FBG has been posting on my sign on and changed my Av.!

What did he post? What did he change your av to?

Want me to ban him??

Work is quiet and the internet is playing up

School was boring. I had some of my worst subjects today.

Oh and two of my posts got deleted in the bragging thread.

How come?

I don't know.

Ran out of teabags in work, and theres no sugar left for coffees!!

Got into a scuffle in Watford gap services today just because of my accent, north v south crap. I thought we were past that crap with all the other issues to worry about in Britain.

It's just started to rain.

It's raining, it's cold and I'm sick with Flu.

Somebody pass the tissues

F**k i just sneezed all over the Screen

I'm not going anywhere near her...she's got the plague.

We could always e-mail some tissues.

A nice cup of tea, some toast, a blanket, the couch............*rings bell*......hang on don't go yet........Fluff my pillows for me....the morning paper, no visitors, take all my phone calls for me. And when you're finished with that I want...........