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Scorpio
QUOTE (teeo @ Jan 18 2005, 04:23 PM)

Good idea - how about citing HD.......

Yeah.. he'll do huh.gif biggrin.gif
Harlequin
It has come to my attention that certain members are using the forum as a recruiting place for staff of their candle making business. This is not what the forum is for, and it must cease immediately. Furthermore I wish to make it plain that any attempts to advertise this very dodgy candle making business will be treated as spam in future.

Remember to advertise here please use Search2.co.uk (or give me huge bags of money) Thank you....have a nice day.
Scorpio
QUOTE (Harlequin @ Jan 18 2005, 04:29 PM)
It has come to my attention that certain members are using the forum as a recruiting place for staff of their candle making business. This is not what the forum is for, and it must cease immediately. Furthermore I wish to make it plain that any attempts to advertise this very dodgy candle making business will be treated as spam in future.

Remember to advertise here please use Search2.co.uk (or give me huge bags of money) Thank you....have a nice day.

Thats no way to get yourself that cleaner job now is it rolleyes.gif
Harlequin
QUOTE (Scorpio @ Jan 18 2005, 04:37 PM)
Thats no way to get yourself that cleaner job now is it rolleyes.gif

I aspire to greater things than that of a cleaner.
Scorpio
QUOTE (Harlequin @ Jan 18 2005, 04:39 PM)
QUOTE (Scorpio @ Jan 18 2005, 04:37 PM)
Thats no way to get yourself that cleaner job now is it  rolleyes.gif

I aspire to greater things than that of a cleaner.

Ok but IAC hasnt quit his tea boy job yet I'm afraid unsure.gif
Harlequin
QUOTE (Scorpio @ Jan 18 2005, 04:43 PM)
Ok but IAC hasnt quit his tea boy job yet I'm afraid unsure.gif

Tea boy!! How did he get that job! I suspect that a few fivers changed hands to ensure that little arangement came about.
Scorpio
QUOTE (Harlequin @ Jan 18 2005, 04:46 PM)
QUOTE (Scorpio @ Jan 18 2005, 04:43 PM)
Ok but IAC hasnt quit his tea boy job yet I'm afraid  unsure.gif

Tea boy!! How did he get that job! I suspect that a few fivers changed hands to ensure that little arangement came about.

ohmy.gif What are you implying?!!
Harlequin
QUOTE (Scorpio @ Jan 18 2005, 04:48 PM)
ohmy.gif What are you implying?!!

I'm implying nothing...I'm saying it outright...The only way to get a decent job in that company is to grease the palm of the managments grubby little mits with used fivers. dry.gif
teeo
QUOTE (Harlequin @ Jan 18 2005, 03:53 PM)
QUOTE (Scorpio @ Jan 18 2005, 04:48 PM)
ohmy.gif What are you implying?!!

I'm implying nothing...I'm saying it outright...The only way to get a decent job in that company is to grease the palm of the managments grubby little mits with used fivers. dry.gif

Did somebody mention my name in connection with money?

My name is Bloodnok, and in association with my partner Little Jim, I am the management of this aforemetioned enterprise.

Now, who's handing out the cash?
Scorpio
QUOTE (Harlequin @ Jan 18 2005, 04:53 PM)
QUOTE (Scorpio @ Jan 18 2005, 04:48 PM)
ohmy.gif What are you implying?!!

I'm implying nothing...I'm saying it outright...The only way to get a decent job in that company is to grease the palm of the managments grubby little mits with used fivers. dry.gif

Well at least its alot more honest than the t**** I work for now laugh.gif
FBG
QUOTE (teeo @ Jan 18 2005, 03:57 PM)
QUOTE (Harlequin @ Jan 18 2005, 03:53 PM)
QUOTE (Scorpio @ Jan 18 2005, 04:48 PM)
ohmy.gif What are you implying?!!

I'm implying nothing...I'm saying it outright...The only way to get a decent job in that company is to grease the palm of the managments grubby little mits with used fivers. dry.gif

Did somebody mention my name in connection with money?

My name is Bloodnok, and in association with my partner Little Jim, I am the management of this aforemetioned enterprise.

Now, who's handing out the cash?

sir, why do I allways get the grease and you get the fivers ph34r.gif
Scorpio
QUOTE (Scorpio @ Jan 18 2005, 03:28 PM)
F****** b****** c****** line managers!!!!! mad.gif mad.gif mad.gif

Oh and that IAC took his photo down ph34r.gif laugh.gif
FBG
QUOTE (Scorpio @ Jan 18 2005, 09:23 PM)
QUOTE (Scorpio @ Jan 18 2005, 03:28 PM)
F****** b****** c****** line managers!!!!!  mad.gif  mad.gif  mad.gif

Oh and that IAC took his photo down ph34r.gif laugh.gif

what the one of his cousin aswell blink.gif
teeo
QUOTE (FBG @ Jan 18 2005, 06:49 PM)
QUOTE (teeo @ Jan 18 2005, 03:57 PM)
QUOTE (Harlequin @ Jan 18 2005, 03:53 PM)
QUOTE (Scorpio @ Jan 18 2005, 04:48 PM)
ohmy.gif What are you implying?!!

I'm implying nothing...I'm saying it outright...The only way to get a decent job in that company is to grease the palm of the managments grubby little mits with used fivers. dry.gif

Did somebody mention my name in connection with money?

My name is Bloodnok, and in association with my partner Little Jim, I am the management of this aforemetioned enterprise.

Now, who's handing out the cash?

sir, why do I allways get the grease and you get the fivers ph34r.gif

You've got to start at the bottom, Jim.

Ooooooohhhhhh..............I think I should have said that in 'Strange/Funny' in the basement.
FBG
QUOTE (teeo @ Jan 18 2005, 09:30 PM)

You've got to start at the bottom, Jim.

Ooooooohhhhhh..............I think I should have said that in 'Strange/Funny' in the basement.

well i've got plenty of grease sir, and I can lift 5 bags of sugar with my big toe now ph34r.gif
IAC
An immature school kid through a snowball at my car dry.gif
murdock
my grease 2 DVD never came! sad.gif
teeo
Getting letters and phone calls from predatory Estate Agents trying to get me to sell my house through them, even though there is a four foot square sign outside with somebody elses name on it.

They're like vultures circling something that's only asleep - not dead.

*Crosses fingers*

I hope.
fatgirlgreen
could be worse, my sister found her dream house moved in last September and a month ago gypsies moved into the field next door!
teeo
QUOTE (fatgirlgreen @ Jan 19 2005, 12:53 PM)
could be worse, my sister found her dream house moved in last September and a month ago gypsies moved into the field next door!

Oh dear.

Bet she was mildly disappointed.

I thought you had a big date today.........
fatgirlgreen
not till 3.15. FBG's brother is giving me a lift at 2.35 so I have to keep occupied so as to not get too nervous
teeo
Are you fully booted and spurred in your best 'power dressing' outfit?

Don't be nervous, you need to exude calm, confident authority........

Good luck.
fatgirlgreen
I will be very smart but as for the nerves.........I'm not as bad as I used to be when younger.....I don't throw up any more but I usually let my mouth run away with me and end up saying something highly inappropriate!
Scorpio
I could find a copy of Kill Bill vol 1 to rent anywhere today, and I couldnt find one to buy either! blink.gif
murdock
opps i meant to go in the other one
seraph
my local supermarket has put the price of bread up from 59 to 69p that really pissed me off!!
IAC
F***** Managers, I am soo haked off today at work I could of walked out! The Rota was done for next week now normally I do not complain about shifts as I have an agreement about certains nights like Monday! What I am put on split shift - I do not mind doing Early Duty Manager shifts because that does not interfear with my obligations in the evening -anyway so I asked rather than me working Monday I would swap my day off as I was off Friday and I usually work Fridays nights. "I do not want to change anyones day off! was the F****** reply so anyway I then said that I would do the Monday, she went no its ok I will get change someone elses shift dry.gif to resolve the situation the Manager then said that she would get someone to cover as it did not happened instead I got my hours taken away from me and put on A Saturday morning which is another agreed time I cannot work well anytime before 12 anyway. Now I am left with yet another f******* 37 hour week, I get paid hourly so I need to work 40 minimum to get the pay so I can cover bills. The Managing Director has cut the hours of staff on to save wages costs which means my hours are being cut and one of the reasons I took a holiday at beggining of January, There are 3 full time mebers off staff -we only need two but some dick thought we need three - the third member gets around 35 hours, I had to poiint out that I had been ther the longest and I am SUPERVISOR after all so I get the hours along with so called Bar Manager (That is another rant for another day). GGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! mad.gif mad.gif mad.gif mad.gif mad.gif mad.gif
Scorpio
Handy that I'm about to log off then unsure.gif
IAC
QUOTE (Scorpio @ Jan 22 2005, 01:02 AM)
Handy that I'm about to log off then unsure.gif

It is OK I have had my rant I am fine now biggrin.gif
FBG
find something else, then tell them to stick it wink.gif
IAC
QUOTE (FBG @ Jan 22 2005, 01:10 AM)
find something else, then tell them to stick it wink.gif

I am so when the General Manager comes back off holiday - I think she will wish she stayed - I am putting everything in writing this time! ohmy.gif
browny
Wow AIC if your work is messing you up like this you need to move on.
shyone
mad.gif must work for the same company has me then mad.gif surely there can only one bad manager biggrin.gif
Scorpio
QUOTE (shyone @ Jan 22 2005, 11:37 AM)
mad.gif must work for the same company has me then mad.gif surely there can only one bad manager biggrin.gif

We must all work for the same people then rolleyes.gif
Dream
I'm pi*sed off that Bush's inauguration cost enough to eradicate Poverty in several Countries, or one Country if it was Britain. They even welded Manhole covers on, presumably to prevent their stupid Leader from falling down the Holes.
bubbles
i had a bad day in school sad.gif
fatgirlgreen
I've had to go out twice this morning, once to bank then shopping later and its bloody freezing!
xxxx
rolleyes.gif
shyone
mad.gif mother in law, was 20 miles from daughters school .when get phone call to say mothe in law forgot to pick daughter up 12 mins later at school good job no coppers about rolleyes.gif
browny
you want me to 'do her in'? Or has the situation been taken care of? laugh.gif
Harlequin
What's p***ed me off today?

Plaster that comes off the wall when you strip wallpaper dry.gif mad.gif
teeo
QUOTE (Harlequin @ Jan 29 2005, 12:12 PM)
What's p***ed me off today?

Plaster that comes off the wall when you strip wallpaper dry.gif mad.gif

What FUN you'll have......... laugh.gif
Harlequin
QUOTE (teeo @ Jan 29 2005, 01:26 PM)
What FUN you'll have......... laugh.gif

What should have been a simple job just went pear shaped.

Keep laughing Teeo. If you are moving house as you say...you've got it all to come.
smile.gif
teeo
QUOTE (Harlequin @ Jan 29 2005, 12:33 PM)
Keep laughing Teeo. If you are moving house as you say...you've got it all to come.
smile.gif

It's not me laughing........it's that little yellow man with no teeth.

I really sympathise with you - it's happened to me. (But not today) *Snigger*
shyone
QUOTE (browny @ Jan 28 2005, 08:50 PM)
you want me to 'do her in'? Or has the situation been taken care of? laugh.gif

dont tempt me rolleyes.gif rolleyes.gif
Scorpio
In laws eh.

My boyfriends family are all fighting about who will be bridesmaids at our wedding which we havent even started organising yet. dry.gif rolleyes.gif
fatgirlgreen
I can lend you a willowy blonde 12 year old, has done the job before!
Scorpio
Aww. Will she be less of a gob - s***e than some of the ones I could have?
shyone
ohmy.gif by the end you would have wished you had sneaked of to get hitched laugh.gif laugh.gif


when i first married it was a high class job the works cool.gif cool.gif secound time registry office best by miles biggrin.gif biggrin.gif biggrin.gif
fatgirlgreen
QUOTE (Scorpio @ Jan 29 2005, 01:22 PM)
Aww. Will she be less of a gob - s***e than some of the ones I could have?

actually I wouldn't bet on that, with 2 older brothers she can more than hold her own in the verbal department biggrin.gif
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