Aww teeo, My fault sorry. I should never have used Bella as my avatar

whats your woman doing then my good man, did she leave instructions out

In spite of what those egotistical, overpaid knobheads on TV say, there are very few rules for cooking. For example:

When it's brown it's done, when it's black it's bu**ered (It's not 'buttered' either)

Don't use the smoke alarm as a timer


Well, I broke one of 'em tonight.............

ain't you got a sister or a daughter that could do it

Did that post twice?

Do the honours S if it did please.

Its ok, you didnt. There was just alot of quoting going on.

Oh! Yep silly me, its gone now.

Missed last night because I was sooo tired and I had to up at 5.30 am

Trying to get a picture to put in the members gallery but every picture was soOOOO ugly ,i look like Lurch from the Adams family

maate today has been the worst thrusday in a long time, which says alot cos thrusday suck for me most weeks.

Today was my day off, a whole thrusday to my self. It was going to be bad anyway cos i was supposed to have a dentist appointment at 5 and i have a morbid fear of needles.
Its not about having to share your free day with some one you don't want to spend it with.
But my dickhead brother has been ill, ok so for once he may be telling the truth but its not about ME HAVING TO DO ALL THE HOUSE WORK AROUND HIM! I'M EXPECTED TO! (also he's sooo exaggorated, i mean he's "too cold to have his temp taken outside the duvea"... yeah of too scared he may have a lower temp than he wants to make out) i do all the house work anyway, no quarrels; i hoover, pollish, make mums posters for her birthday, the menus and table cards and make lunch clear up and do the washing- no big deal.
and the he's the type which'll do this:
brother: (from upstairs) ALLLLLLLL-ICE
A: (from downstairs) yeeeah?.....*pause... no reply* YEEAH??...*pause... no reply*...OI WHAT DO YOU WANT?...(walks upstairs) WHAAT DO YOU WANT?....*still scilence* (walks in to room) *rather rudely* WHAT DO YOU WANT NOW I'M HERE?
brother: *sulky* Ur NOTHING if your going to talk to me like that? nothing just go away
A: WTF?? WHAT DID YOU WANT?
brother: *sulks* nothing!

Oh and i can't go out, can't even go to the dentist, can't go on the phone cos my mums panicing and waiting for the doctor to call or my dad or my uncle in case mum needs to rush him to hospital and she won't be able to drive. UGH its so dramatic!
I'm being SO restricted. If it wasn't for the dentist being in southall i would have gone JUST TO GET OUT! He's 14!! you can leave him in the house, knowing him he'd probably only get up play the playstation for a bit and play counter strike at most.
I don't want to go to the dentist but i NEED to go. i missed the other 2 appiontments because i had mini panic attackes in the surgery. Today i really felt ready and ok about going but mother goes and chooses between us.

I donno what it is but people who get ill overly alot really annoy me! which isnt' too much of a good quality to have as i'm going in to medicine. My brother is like one of them but its not real, he'll be tired, drowsy, sickly until he's in his room playing counter strike, avoiding house work or doing something for some one else. Its really lame. i really hate him, my dads always sympathising with me though, i get the sibling hatred from him. He hated his younger sister almost as much as i hate my younger brother. It is blatant hysteria and favourtism with my mum, shes such an idiot, its embarrasing

I have a friend who a kinda illness prone too. i can imagine her studying till 1 am and the getting up at 5 am to study some more. But she doesn't need to study like that. No wonder shes always tired and sickly. She never goes out either. Never seems to relax. She so serious, it tenses me up. I mean her rents dont' let her on the tube sometimes; i donno, i'm thanksful to have more freedom than that at least.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
i need to chill, BUT CAN'T LEAVE THE HOUSE IN CASE MY MUM NEEDS ME! or incase they rush him to the hospital!! did you know she took him to hospital in the frame of mind that he had lukemia...when he was actually not eating enough of anything. nothings wrong with him, he just doesn't eat enough, out of choice and now habit *sigh* why couldn't i have had a sister!

someone needs to take a chill pill

Got paid today and said hello to my bank account in passing

I dont even dare look at my bank balance

I did unfortuately - I should not have though

Ignorance is bliss IAC. The first you wanna hear of how much you have in your account is when the ATM wont let you take out any money.

I'm going to have to reformat my computer. piece of s*** i can't take it playing up on me anymore.

finding thet FBG has been posting in the early hours of the morning with my sign on, I've only found a few so far. I dread to think what he's been putting in the basement......I am too scared to look

Give him another slap

I had my bike nicked from outside my house

F****** b****** c****** line managers!!!!!

throwing my van off the road in snow no damage lucky

what have they done and have you taken it up with them

THere are three of us that compile the rosters for about 30 people at work. Everyone gets all the days off they want etc. The three of us do all the varieties of shifts and duties, (except night shifts which are optional) we all know everyone and they find us very approachable - it all works very well and yet they want to change it all, and have told us what we need to change, without having discussed it with us.

Apparently there's no particular reason for it but some people who were at the meeting about it (we were not present) tell us its cos there was a complaint that we give ourselves the best duties and dont give others what they want, which is absolute f****** b*******!!.

What makes it worse is that we can prove that ^ but no one has bothered to investigate the complaint. AND the fact that there has been a complaint but they wont tell us what it is in order for us to defend ourselves properly.

The first we heard of it was when the most timid of the three of us was hauled into the boss's office and told about how she and us do such a s*** job. She was so shocked that she wasnt able to stand up for herself.

It has all been handled dreadfully badly.

THere is no f******* backbone in the Home Office and it f**** me off

do you know who made the complaint, you should search them out and have a word. Thats one thing I don't miss about office politics.....managers who feel they have to make changes just for the sake of it just to justify their jobs. A lot of them seem to think that if things are running smoothly and they don't need to intervene every so often that it may be perceived that their jobs are not necessary. thats why they make changes just so those above them think they are actually doing something

We have an idea who it is as he has caused trouble before.

Its gonna be difficult to deal with cos we are shift workers and arent all in at the same time so our plans will take time.

We're gonna complain to the unions. I'm going to have a sneaky word with the guy who we think is at the bottom of this and try to find out whats been said. I'm also going to go mental at this boss, me rather than the other two as they say that I'm her favourite and she might open up to me, but I plan to well and truly stick up for us.

If nothing works, we go higher.

Make sure you do complain...its well out of order that they'ce changed things following a complaint from one person, especially if they are are known troublemaker, without consulting the three of you and getting all the facts first

Don't resign.....you should go long term sick with stress and let them fund your new business for a while