Husband & wife shopping in Tesco’s when man picks up a crate of Stella & sticks it in the trolley.
“What do you think you’re doing” asks wife
“They’re on offer, £10 for 24cans” he says
“Put them back, we can’t afford it” says wife and they carry on shopping.
A few aisles later, wife picks up a £20 tub of face cream & puts it in the trolley.
“What do u think you’re doing” asks husband.
“It’s my face cream, it makes me look beautiful”, she says
Husband replies “So does 24 cans of Stella & it’s half the fu*king price!”