GARY GLITTER HAS REQUESTED THAT WHEN HE DIES HE IS CREMATED AND HIS ASHES BE PUT IN AN ETCHA SKETCH, THAT WAY EVEN WHEN HE IS DEAD THE KIDS CAN STILL PLAY WITH HIM..



Victoria Beckham has confessed she slept with Gary Glitter at their home in LA. Gary Glitter is denying the claims, claiming he was in Brooklyn at the time.



The Beckhams have invited Gary Glitter to stay on their yacht until the heat dies down. Gary says he can't wait to come on their little cruise.

Ok I won't say your sick but they are funny

Did you know, it's now illegal to wear your clothes on the wrong part of your body. Take Gary Glitter for example, he was jailed for putting a thai on his cock.


Got a new car the other day with a voice activated stereo. I shout "Country" - it plays Dolly Parton. I shout "Rock" - it plays Guns and Roses.
I was driving through town the other day, and some little git ran out in front of me. I shouted "fucking kids"...........the stereo started playing Gary Glitter!

Gary Glitter refused to get on a jumbo jet built in 2001, he said he wont climb on anything over 5 years old.

Gary Glitter is celebrating his release from prison with a family holiday to America, he's going to Tampa with the kids.

NEWSFLASH.... Gary Glitter has just attempted suicide by jumping in the sea, However coastguards managed to find him bobbing up and down on a small buoy !