> An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They
> were amazed by almost everything they saw, but
> especially by two shiny, silver walls that
> could move apart and then slide back together again
> The boy asked, ‘What is this Father?’
>
> The father (never having seen an elevator)
> responded, ‘Son, I have never seen anything like this
> in my life, I don’t know what it is.’
>
> While the boy and his father were watching with
> amazement, a fat, old lady in a wheel chair moved up
> to the moving walls and pressed a button.
> The walls opened and the lady rolled between them
> into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and
> his father watched the small circular numbers above
> the walls light up sequentially. They continued to
> watch until it reached the last number and then the
> numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally
> the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old
> blonde stepped out.
>
> The father said quietly to his son...’Go get your mother.’

Ha!...Ha!....great...as usual....Keelyxx...............

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