A Catholic Priest, an Indian Doctor, a rich Chinese Businessman and an> Aussie were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers in> front of them. > > The Aussie fumed, 'What's with those blokes? We must have been waiting for> fifteen bloody minutes!' > > The Indian Doctor chimed in, 'I don't know, but I've never seen such poor> golf!' > > The Chinese Businessman called out 'Move it, time is money' > > The Catholic Priest said, 'Here comes George the green keeper. Let's have a> word with him.' > > 'Hello, George' said the Catholic Priest, 'What's wrong with that group> ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?' > > George the green keeper replied, 'Oh, yes. That's a group of blind fire> fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year,> so we always let them play for free anytime.' > > The group fell silent for a moment. > > The Catholic Priest said, 'That's so sad. I think I will say a special> prayer for them tonight.' > > The Indian Doctor said, 'Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist> colleague and see if there's anything he can do for them.' > > The Chinese Businessman replied, 'I think I'll donate $50,000 to the> fire-fighters in honour of these brave souls' > > The Aussie said, 'Why can't they fucking play at night?'