Some may know that due to redundancy, poor ol’ HQ is looking for new sources of income. And I think I’ve found a real money spinner with mobile phones and ringtones.

Y’see every man and his dog is pumping out trendy, up to date, fashionable ringtones that mean you have ‘street cred’ phone-wise. Breaking into that market is a waste of time, it’s flooded with downloads of just about any tune you could want…and there’s where I come in.

BUKF has let me use their systems to set up my own “free ringtone download” setup. I’ve a nasty little program that just seeks random mobile numbers and sends them about five or six free ringtones. These ringtones are all from “The Best Cred Killer Album In The World Vol 2”.

The download songs currently being sent are:-

Foreigner ~ I want to know what love is.
Ralph McTell ~ Streets of London.
Paul Anka ~ You’re having my baby.
Electric six ~ I want to take you to a gay bar
Laurie Anderson ~ Oh Superman.

To stop further downloads, you just text “STOP” to BUKF666 (call cost £10.50 per call)

C’mon…imagine it, there you are at the bar with your friends on Saturday night, and the strains of Foreigner ~ I want to know what love is, comes blasting out of your nice new mobile phone. There‘d be nothing for it but to just walk out and catch the next flight to Tasmania and become a hermit.

….how much would you pay to make sure I didn’t send more?

I figure I’m on a winner here.

But I need some more totally shiat ringtones, can the members of BUKF recommend any?

The theme from Eldorado?

dolly parton-working 9 till 5 the dance version someone has it in my office and its the worst ive ever heard makes me cringe!!! lol

Anything by BASSHUNTER!

second that!!!!

OR SCOOTER!!!!

Agadoo - Black Lace. A polyphonic special would be a treat, I'm sure

Wrathchild - Iron Maiden. It'll deafen you first

How about Brotherhood of Man ~ Save all your kisses for me

Roundabout - Yes

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