You love the poster above loads, but not enough to....?

Eat snails?

Pick the atheletes foot bits from between their toes?

what WOULDN'T you do for love?

i love you to bits harlequin but i wouldnt clean your ears out with my tongue

I love you loads Rozza, but I wouldn't go in the toilet after you had used it

I love you loads FBG, but I wouldn't do what you just asked me to do in a PM...it's illegal in this country.

I love you loads HQ but I wouldn't lick you where your pup does

FGG did

I love you loads FBG, but I wouldn't let you sleep with the fish you just caught in our bed

FGG did

that's why I wont



I love you loads HQ but I wont bend over forwards to help you

I love you loads FBG but the maggots have to go

i love you loads babylon but i wouldnt washyour feet

I love you loads Kelly but I wont sleep next to your glass with false teeth in again

i love you loads fbg but your not using my glass for your false teeth again lol

i love you loads kelly but I'm not letting you drag me to a stoke city game

i love you loads rach But not enough to collect all the bogeys you have put everywhere

i love you loads kelly but not enough to sit near you while you fart

i love you loads rach but not enough to share my umbrella while its raining lol

I love you loads Kelly but you're not having my last rollo

i love you loads fbg but im not shaking it foryou hahah

I love you loads Kelly but i'm not puting it in there

i love you loads fbg but im not playing with you lol

i love you loads kelly but i wouldn't cut your toe nails

i love you loads andy but i wouldnt wipe your bum lol

i love you loads kelly but not enough to forgive you for not letting me share your umbrella while it was raining

i love you loads rach but not enough to give you my last rolo lol

I love you loads Kelly but not enough to let you meet my wife

lol

i love you loads ricky but not enough to let you suck my toes lol

I love you loads Kelly but you are talking like my mum

i love you loads ricky but not enough to be your mum lol

I love kelly loads but not enough to wash her smalls every week

i love you loads ricky but not enough to let you wear my knickers lol

I love you loads Kelly buty not enough to watch you pick your toes

i love you loads ricky but not enough to clean your house

I love you loads Kelly but not enough to be seen with you

I love you loads FBG but not enough to trim your bush

I love you loads AB but not enough to massage your feet

I love you loads FBG, but not enough to pay for your bus fare to the cinema, so you can watch a chick flick.